In complete contrast to Kristen Stewart, Sienna Miller is one of those celebrity fashionistas who always looks amazing!!  Every outfit is completely perfectly styled as if she has planned out every little detail…but since she’s Sienna, she probably just threw it on and ran out the door.  Can I be more jealous????
Ugh and how CUTE is that little Toto-esque terrier??  I love this walking-the-dog outfit that she was wearing while walking Bess in the West Village…I really want to labor over every single Sienna styling decision.  She’s got the peacoat with one button buttoned and the popped collar, ankle-length grey …read more

Oh Thank You Sienna Miller!  I love it when my fashion icons don’t disappoint me.  I know that I put you ladies on a pedestal and expect you to never look anything even slightly less than fabulous, but is that really too much to ask???  You have are the only ones who have access to all of the wonderful clothes and shoes and handbags and jewelry and everything else that we all wish we could have!!!  So please make us all proud and respect the designers goods and fabulous stylists that you have by being fashionable and beautiful all the …read more

Lately I have been rather tough on Sienna Miller. She has disappointed with ugly pants and hideous patterns. But this old Hollywood inspired gold gown for the Hollywood premiere of G.I. Joe is gorgeous. Reminiscent of the canary yellow gown that really elevated Michelle Williams from Dawson’s Creek to Hollywood Starlet at the Oscars a few years ago, this is a long overdue improvement for Sienna’s typical miniskirts and mod shapes.
Well done, Sienna – everything from the soft waves to the burgandy lips is polished and perfect for this event. Lets hope we continue to see more of the same, …read more

When you’re as petite and small boned as Sienna Miller, you can get away with a lot. Your skirts can be skimpy, necklines droopy and bare flesh to fully clothed ratio heavily weighted toward the former. But even Sienna Miller’s teeny little size zero bum can’t hide in these unflattering pleated pants.
A few months back I commented on another celebrity who chose similar pants but had more curves to work with than wee little Sienna. Though some took my disapproval for Jennifer Hudson’s pants as disapproval for Jennifer Hudson the person (talk about jumping to conclusions, ladies!), these photos of …read more

Um, Sienna – Elton John would like his pantsuit back, please. I mean really…did you put this on and think that you could some how pull off such an overly sequined ensemble and not have a few raised eyebrows pointed your way? Even Rihanna might have stood half a chance off making this work…but you, honey…you’re a cute little sunkissed blonde who would do better to stick with miniskirts and girly details than to continue attempting to wow us with your high fashion (or just high shine?) prowess.
The stylist who told you this was a good decision should be banned …read more

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Sienna Miller who was out and about in London, England. One day, little Sienna thought it would be a good idea to go round to her friend’s house for it had been a while since they had seen each other. So she packed her bag, and as soon as she was ready, she put on her little red cloak and headed for the door.
Around the block, across the street while stopping into a few stores along the way, Sienna came to her destination. It was a surprise that she was …read more

Yanno dahlings, there ain’t a damn thing I can say nice about this get-up. I have no idea what the supposedly iconic Sienna Miller was trying to achieve here, but I can just imagine how many teenage boys kept dropping things nearby her, if you know what I mean.
Sigh.
Honestly, I’m really not sure why this chick is seen as a fashion role model. I wouldn’t even dress my collection of voodoo dolls in nonsense like this. Seriously.
Anyhoo, loves, hope you all had a fabby weekend. Looking forward to a snarky week to come. See you on the flip side. *mwah*
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