Sarah Jessica Parker: Now That’s Better
April 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Accessories
While I would hate to rush into any hasty conclusions, it is possible that I judged Sarah Jessica Parker rather harshly last week. What can I say…the sight of mutton chops makes me unreasonably angry.
While I remain disappointed in SJP’s outfit for Mary Stuart, the ensemble she has put together for the premiere of Wonderful World at the Tribeca Film Festival is much better. Best of all are those positively divine Christian Louboutin heels she has on. If there was ever any way two girls who couldn’t be more different might bond…it’s over Louboutins.
Yes indeed, SJP might still be able …read more
Bowties May Be Source Of SJP Marital Issues
April 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If there was ever a barometer for a balanced relationship, it might be just how much the male partner looks like the female is responsible for every single piece of attire said male partner is wearing.
Would Ferris Bueller wear a bowtie? No. Not in 1986, not in 2009. Matthew Broderick and his mutton chops look like they would rather be anywhere but at the Opening Night of the Broadway play Mary Stuart in New York City.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s outfit doesn’t really fare any better. The shoes are beautiful and sure, pearls are nice. But when your career rests on film …read more






