I Like Where Nicky Hilton’s Style Is Going
August 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
Though I have been wary of Nicky Hilton and her over the top sister for a long time, I must say that the sense of style she’s been showing off lately is quite impressive. Instead of falling back on loud prints and neon colors like Paris, Nicky is opting for subtle hues, well tailored pieces and an elegant, understated effect.
Even the ripped skinny jeans work here because effort has gone into choosing a pair that is not too frayed but still has a bit of that rocker edge.
Well played, Nicky. I hope we continue to see such youthful sophistication from …read more
Jo Emma Lavin Paints On Some Skinny Denim
July 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Could someone please explain to me exactly how Jo Emma Lavin found herself in these extremely skinny jeans for the cocktail party celebrating the launch of the “Forever Manchester” brand? Surely skinny jeans have been around long enough that they aren’t such a big surprise…but these, my dear just look uncomfortably tight. If they aren’t made of 99% spandex, I honestly have no idea how your legs are getting any circulation.
Besides the potential health risks of wearing such constricting denim, I have to wonder why Jo Emma feels this is the most flattering look for her model figure. You’re a …read more
Someone Steal Kate Beckinsale’s Bag For Me
June 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Though Kate Beckinsale looks kind of sad and boring here, I’m pretty smitten with the oversized beige handbag she’s sporting to The Ivy in Covent Garden, London. Sure, she’s got a bit of the greasies in her t-zone and there seems to be a personal style conflict between her prim and proper shirt and 80’s rockstar skinny jeans that apparently might have cost a small fortune, but I’m so focused on the idea of sporting that purse around town that I couldn’t care less.
Stop looking so pouty, Kate – what could be bothering you when your purse is so pretty?
What Has Rihanna Done With Her Hair?
May 31, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Well it looks like the ugly highlights are either gone for good or hiding under another heinous updo from space, but either way…Rihanna’s hair is still a disaster.
Here she is heading into The Sports Cafe in London to watch the NBA conference championship game. Everything else about this look is conveying the kind of risky casual couture that I have come to expect from Rihanna. But her hair makes me want to weep.
It’s not flattering. It’s not risky. It’s just ugly. It’s bad. It’s weird and I want to see it gone, please. Cut it all off, Rihanna – make …read more
Mary Kate Olsen Is Ready For The Rodeo
May 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Mary Kate Olsen was spotted in NYC with boyfriend Nate Lowman, a coffee, and the kind of apparel one might wear if they were about to set out for a month long trek across the Australian outback.
Let’s not even get into how unfabulous Nate’s purple tie-dye hoodie is, and remain focused on one thing – Mary Kate’s singular ability to look ridiculous out in public.
Maybe with a whole other outfit I might fall in love with that leather jacket. And the hat actually isn’t too bad, the more I look at it. But my god those shoes and jeans would …read more
Pete Wentz Is Like a Hipster Peter Pan
March 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Pete Wentz fell of the map for a while there, what with starting a family and all…but he is back with a Fall Out Boy vengeance…and has never before looked so oddly old and childish at the same time.
It might be the thinning hair (sorry, Pete – you can brush your hair forward all you want, but we know the truth about what’s hiding under there…a receding hairline) or maybe the inappropriately cartoonish blazer. Maybe the retro shoes or just the fact that this whole pop-punk hipster style feels so ‘old news’ now?
What ever it is (maybe a combination of …read more






