Someone Stole Anahi’s Other Sleeve
July 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Quick! There’s a sleeve thief on the loose in Miami, Florida – and his latest victim was Anahi at the Premios Juventud Awards! The culprit appears to be targeting oversize, gaudy designs with lots of sequins and very little class. The more over the top the better – figure skaters and Las Vegas showgirls should be on the look out because he could be coming for them next. To be on the safe side, we recommend…
Staying away from puffy sleeves that belong in the 80s.
Keeping sequined patterns to “accents” instead of all over your outfit.
Although the sleeve burglar (slurvglar) may …read more
What Could Elsa Pataky Hang Of Her Sleeves?
July 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Elsa Pataky, I will never fully understand how you can take something that is so close to being beautiful and find some way to muck it up.
Though fashion shows in Paris, like the Haute Couture Armani Autumn/Winter 2009-2010 Collection, are a prime spot for being a bit daring, I can’t understand why your sleeves would (or should) poof in such a bizarre way. What could hang from those sleeves…maybe Christmas ornaments? Or a couple of little birdfeeders? Or maybe she could just do all of us a favor and have a tailor remove the sleeves and let this poor garment …read more
Amy Poehler Looks Like Barbara Bush
June 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Comedians
AMY…we had an agreement.
You would take a break from being one of the funniest women in the world to start a family and career outside of SNL. That’s fine, that’s great – I’m so totally happy for you and Will.
But after that you were supposed to come back fabulous. I didn’t say you were supposed to start starving yourself (ahem, Tori Spelling…you know what I’m going to say, don’t you? Don’t you?) to drop the baby weight. I don’t even care if you keep a few extra pounds around to fill out those dresses and show off a little cleavage.
But …read more
