Shannon Elizabeth…What Happened?
August 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh. My. Lord.
Shannon Elizabeth, who probably could have been slotted in among any number of “World’s Hottest” lists in the late 90s, looks like a greasy trainwreck here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party. Between the bad eye makeup, flat roots and pinched smile, it’s hard to even recognize those pretty features that were once there. Top it all off with an outfit that might have been vaguely passable in 1997 but today looks like dogmeat…well, I am truly shocked and disappointed in everything I see here.
Though some bad outfits might have a saving grace that brings it …read more
Rihanna, Those Tan Pants Have Got To Go
August 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Rihanna looks happy as a clam, but one must wonder if that smile means she doesn’t realize just how unflattering her baggy tan pants really are…through an elastic waistband on there and you officially have yourself a pair of mom pants, Rihanna. Plus I’m just not loving the wide lapels and overly smokey eyes…it’s all too much and I simply expect more from you and your usually so edgy flair.
What I do love are those Louboutin shoes peaking out from under those hideous pants. They give me hope. Let’s scrap everything else, darling – keep the shoes and rebuild this …read more
Mischa Is An Easy Target At Fifi UK Awards
April 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
All of a sudden Mischa Barton is back on the scene with a vengeance. In the time that she has been gone, her hair is darker, her face a bit more gaunt…but unfortunately none of the changes in her appearance have translated into better style decisions.
The dress may have worked on the runway. It may even work on a different woman who has a whole different take on hair and makeup. But Mischa has neither had the dress hemmed, nor given much thought to how unnecessarily dark her eyeliner needs to be and how nude her lipstick unfortunately is.
If this …read more
