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Is Amber Rose Painting Houses Now?

September 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

Is Amber Rose Painting Houses Now?

While I usually covet almost all things Amber Rose, I do have to say…this is a strange departure. The grey jumpsuit look isn’t exactly something I would expect from dear Amber…the red lipstick? Check. Giant Shades? Check. Painting gear? Um…who are we talking about again?
Also not a normal Amber Rose outfit choice – Doc Martens. That’s right – Doc Martens. I don’t think I have seen a pair of Doc Martens since alt-rock grunge dominated music and fashion. Is there going to be a Doc Marten/Birkinstock resurgence? I so hope not. It didn’t work then and it doesn’t work now, …read more

Julia Stiles, Where Have You Been?

August 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Julia Stiles, Where Have You Been?

Julia Stiles was out and about in SoHo this week – I will be honest and mention that up until these photos I had sort of forgotten about Julia since the last time I saw 10 Things I Hate About You running on television.
She looks good here, and hopefully this is a sign that we will start to see Julia in more movies once again. But…I do have one bone to pick with this outfit.
Any child that grew up in the eighties or early nineties must remember the right way to fray cutoff jeans. With some scissors, washing machine, dryer …read more

Mischa Barton Looks Kind Of Pretty Again

August 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Mischa Barton Looks Kind Of Pretty Again

Well, I must say…rehab has done dear old Mischa Barton some good.
Strolling through SoHo with new dark hair and a simple black dress, this is a big improvement from the heinous Herbal Essences photoshoot and months of bad clothes and even worse eyeshadow that ensued.
There is no kohl eyeliner here, just a simple swipe of a more subdued hue. Oh sure, the girl still looks tired and a little worn down on life. But that’s really no comparison to being a walking poster child of young Hollywood trainwrecks.
Curvier, well rested and (hopefully) not under the influence. We’re rooting for you …read more

Courtney Love Looks More Haggard Than Ever

August 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Courtney Love Looks More Haggard Than Ever

I can’t say I’m terribly surprised by Courtney Love’s appearance outside the Mercer Hotel in SoHo. I mean really, pink tulle and a thick headband? Yawn…no big deal.
But what is a big deal is how Courtney is looking these days. I’m concerned about what I would find if those sunglasses came off, and even more perplexed by the bony grandma legs on her forty-something body.
Courtney, my darling…please stay home and get some help. You’ve been staying out of the spotlight for the most part and I think overall this is a great step for you. But the ongoing state of …read more

Russell Brand Strolls Through SoHo

July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Comedians

Russell Brand Strolls Through SoHo

I don’t understand it, I’m not proud of it, but for some reason…I have a total soft spot for comedian Russell Brand.
Oh sure – the guy looks like a greasy, scruffy poorly dressed mess of a man most of the time. His jeans are too tight, shirts too skimpy and you wonder just how he doesn’t get mistaken for a hobo on a daily basis.
Maybe he does – would be a good question to ask him one day – but for right now, when see photos like the ones of him walking through SoHo with a friend, I’m nothing but …read more

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

Is it a miracle? Has Katy Perry actually crossed the line back into the realm of pretty and forgotten her bizarre circus sideshow ways? I don’t want to get my hopes up or anything…but if this sexy little romper is any indication, Katy Perry is looking to forget all about fuzzy dice and floral pantsuits by actually wearing something the rest of us would consider purchasing.
Sure, the accessories are a bit chunky, her sunglasses wouldn’t work for everyone and even though we all could purchase an acid wash romper for our very own…most of us shouldn’t – this is a …read more


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