Scarlett Johansson For Mango
July 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Bravo, Darling. Looking as polished and pretty as can be, Scarlett Johansson poses for photographers as the new face of Mango clothing line. A couple months ago we showed you behind the scenes photos of Scarlett perfecting the tousled look in front of the camera. Finally the ads are ready and Scarlett proves that she can look fabulous as a bleach blonde or a more natural shade of brunette.
Excuse me, but could I steal every single piece of clothing you’re wearing, Scarlett? I’ll take those shoes too, please.
Check out the Mango advertisements featuring Scarlett Johansson:
Madge, Is That You Pimping Louis Vuitton?
June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Musicians
Erm, Madge…I hate to be a downer, because honestly I’m just thrilled to see you back in something that isn’t a paparazzi candid where your face is 80% covered by a big floppy hat.
But…
Exactly how many hours went into airbrushing this image into the fake, soft as a baby’s bottom look you have going on right here in this Louis Vuitton ad?
Sure, everything is retouched these days. But honey, did they have to take everything edgy and appealing about you and your iconic self and erase it?
The outfit is outrageously fabulous and the colours are suitably dark and moody. But …read more
David Beckham Looks Hot For Armani
June 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
It’s hard to argue with why Armani would pick perpetually gorgeous David Beckham to be the new face of their underwear range. Does anyone ever tire of his perfectly tousled hair and roguish stubble? Indeed…perfection can be so annoying…yeah, I didn’t think so. Whether he’s spiffied up in a perfectly tailored suit or standing in his skivvies, this is the ideal example of a well put together, handsome man.
British TV personality, Gabby Logan hosted the unveiling, where David admitted that he’s more worried than excited to see the mammoth advertising billboard of his nearly naked figure.
Darling, you are a god …read more
Mischa Barton Bored With Herbal Essences
April 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If you are a young celebutarte who hasn’t had decent work in a while and really should be thankful for any gig you can land…
Would you sit around a photoshoot with this look on your face?
Certainly Mischa Barton must have learned something in her time partying with the rest of young Hollywood…but something must not have included, gracious behavior and a genuine unposed smile while repping a product like Herbal Essences.
But enough about her attitude. Let’s talk about the ensemble.
Does her stylist hate her? Maybe Mischa slept with her boyfriend. Does a PR rep for Herbal Essences secretly hate The …read more






