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Jessica Biel: Workin’ 9 to 5?

August 8, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes

Jessica Biel: Workin’ 9 to 5?

Look Everyone! It’s…Zzzzzz….Jessica Biel.
Um, just WTF is going on with Jessica Biel? Good Gawd, dahlings, girlfriend looks like she just slipped out from behind the desk of a temp agency, no? This is so not up to Justin Timberlake standards. Perhaps he needs to remind his lady to bring the sexyback already!
While I’m particularly disturbed by the pumps, I am just aghast at the overall “blah-ness” of this look. Even her hair and makeup are snooze-inducing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just nodded off…so sorry.
We know this girl can do better. We’ve seen it. But in this instance, I’d …read more

Queen Latifah: Gym Class or Movie Premiere?!?

Queen Latifah: Gym Class or Movie Premiere?!?

Oh, Queen. What in the world went through your sultry mind when suiting up for the Hancock premiere? Did your Blackberry lead you astray, telling you it was workout time rather than Red Carpet time? I mean, c’mon.
At the same premiere, we had Will Smith looking all dapper in his snazzy plaid suit, Jada Pinkett Smith in a beautiful green gown, Charlize Theron in a flowy/seafoamy number, and a host of others looking, well, Red Carpet appropriate. But the Queen? Oh hell, no!
I know this sassy lady is a non-conformist, but we’ve all seen her rock the hell out of …read more

Getting a Leg(ging) Up with Hilary Duff

Getting a Leg(ging) Up with Hilary Duff

So dahlings, here we are, checking out this pic of Hilary Duff, addressing The Leggings Issue yet again. And why, I ask. Why must I come back to this again and again and again? Have we not learned anything yet about leggings and their place in this world yet? As in: There is no place in this world for those hideous things!!
Now I will say, if a person had a momentary (or recurring, in some cases) lapse of judgment and they somehow found their lower half being accosted by a pair of leggings, then I suppose Hil’s look is the …read more


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