Look Everyone! It’s…Zzzzzz….Jessica Biel.

Um, just WTF is going on with Jessica Biel? Good Gawd, dahlings, girlfriend looks like she just slipped out from behind the desk of a temp agency, no? This is so not up to Justin Timberlake standards. Perhaps he needs to remind his lady to bring the sexyback already!

While I’m particularly disturbed by the pumps, I am just aghast at the overall “blah-ness” of this look. Even her hair and makeup are snooze-inducing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just nodded off…so sorry.

We know this girl can do better. We’ve seen it. But in this instance, I’d take even Cameron’s wacky style over this. And that’s saying a lot.

Happy Fridays, dahlings! *mwah*

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Oh, Queen. What in the world went through your sultry mind when suiting up for the Hancock premiere? Did your Blackberry lead you astray, telling you it was workout time rather than Red Carpet time? I mean, c’mon.

At the same premiere, we had Will Smith looking all dapper in his snazzy plaid suit, Jada Pinkett Smith in a beautiful green gown, Charlize Theron in a flowy/seafoamy number, and a host of others looking, well, Red Carpet appropriate. But the Queen? Oh hell, no!

I know this sassy lady is a non-conformist, but we’ve all seen her rock the hell out of some fabulous Red Carpet looks. Would’ve been nice to see that again. Save the gym gear for, well, the gym, eh, Queen?

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So dahlings, here we are, checking out this pic of Hilary Duff, addressing The Leggings Issue yet again. And why, I ask. Why must I come back to this again and again and again? Have we not learned anything yet about leggings and their place in this world yet? As in: There is no place in this world for those hideous things!!

Now I will say, if a person had a momentary (or recurring, in some cases) lapse of judgment and they somehow found their lower half being accosted by a pair of leggings, then I suppose Hil’s look is the only way to go. She keeps it cazh (though I’m not loving the fleshy shoes with the gray and black) and if I was in my “Happy Place”, I could possibly turn my head away and pretend I never saw her commit the dastardly deed of Wearing Leggings. But, too bad, so sad for Hilary. It’s Monday morning and I’m not in my Happy Place, so there will be no forgiveness. Nuh unh, not today.

So anyway loves, I will be the most gleeful dame in all of Snarkville the day my sight is no longer threatened by this horrific “trend”. Will it ever happen? Well, that remains to be seen. But let’s just hope it doesn’t happen again on a Monday, yanno? Oy.

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