Well, Lordy Be. Seems Amy Winehouse must be reading her some Snarkstress, hm dahlings? As I suggested, she’s ditched her platinum hive in lieu of heading back to black…all while gearing up to head back to rehab.
It’s actually great to see her funky ass back in the dark. It just wasn’t the same having her as a blond. Now let’s hope she takes some time to straighten out and get the help she needs. It’s such a pity to watch such a talented chick throw her life in the toilet, yanno?
P.S. Is it wrong that I kind of like her …read more

Shiny, Happy Hilary
Whoa, now. Is Miss Hilary Duff getting a bit edgy for her britches, or is it just moi? Girlfriend be looking metallic today. As in, taking the metallic trend a bit over the edge. Quite a bit.
But yanno, I’m thinking she may be competing in a Tough Girl contest here or something. The super-shiny short jumpsuit, the weight-lifting gloves, the back-support belt, the wild and crazy curls – yeah, those all scream “Competition” to me. I’m just wondering what kind of view the fine folks behind her will be getting when she bends over to lift her curl …read more

Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank too heavily, unfortunately) and I’m just plain glad to see the day go. But whatev. Hope your holidays were delightful, my lovelies. Gawd knows they had to have been better than mine.
Anyhoo, back to the business of fashion critiquing. Ahhhh…
Let’s have a moment with …read more

Riding Off Into the Sunset (To the Bank)
‘Scuse me, but did I miss the memo about the Horse Look making a re-emergence? WTF is Janet thinking here? I know I’m thinking “I’ll put twenty on Street Sense”, how ’bout you, dahlings? And at the same time, I’m having flashbacks of my eighth-grade fashion disasters. Gah! This is killing me. Where’s my drink?
Now, I must say here: this photo was taken at some sort of release shindig for JJ’s fiance, Jermaine Dupri’s, new book. So that said, I guess it doesn’t matter one fig what she’s wearing, because she’ll be wearing …read more

Britney Doing the Wig Gig
Who knew I’d be able to make this Wig Week here at Snarkstress? Sheesh, between Paris and now Brit-Brit, I’ve got enough Shredder Fodder to last for days.
I do have to snicker (all right, guffaw), because don’t you find it hilarious that Britney has taken to wearing wigs at the same time she’s wigging out in real life? Ah, how I love irony, my dahlings. (This shot, incidentally, was taken the same day she turned herself in for that whole hit-and-run brouhaha. Which leads me to my next point – if she has a suspended license, …read more

Oh, Baby!
So I’m not sure I would’ve pegged J. Lo as a Private Pregger. I figured she’d be flaunting her bump all over the block. I guess I figured wrong. Instead, she’s taken to hiding out in these tenty-ass dresses, hiding the natural beauty that a pregnant chick has. I find it a shame, really. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the in-your-face Mommas-to-Be that run around in midriff-sporting camis, but I’m not buying into this camp-worthy look either. I would’ve expected more from our girl. Gawd knows we’ve all been waiting long enough to share this big …read more

Spooky, Creepy, Icky
I’ll wait a sec as the collective “Ewwwww” from the audience subsides…
Yeah, still waiting.
I know. Isn’t it almost grotesque?
Okay, are we done now? Let’s see here. Where to begin? Well, we have the exposed rib cage to your left. The punching bag-like girls in the center. The “Where’s-my-goddamn-blush-brush-oh-wait-this-giant-powder-puff-will-have-to-do” pink cheeks. The wrinkly-ass back, which I find really odd since she is pretty damn skinny. What’s not to love here?
Oh, the dress. Yeah, that. Well, assuming this is not part of the Courtney Love Freak Show Halloween Couture line, I’m not sure it’s appropriate for…well, anything. BUT, you gotta …read more

Peekaboo-Playing Paula
I’m about ready to wrap up my Emmy coverage here dahlings, but would I ever be remiss if I didn’t address this train wreck. Yeah, the chick is loopy, I get it; but surely she must have noticed her tata coming out to greet the world, right? I know it’s covered and all, but still. Is the dress supposed to be this way? If so, the designer needs to lay off the Mickies before putting pen to paper. If this is an accident, well then our dear Paula is in worse shape than even Simon gives her credit for.
On …read more

Ashlee’s Smokin’
What was I just saying a couple days ago about Jess taking fashion cues from her ‘lil sis? Check out this link if you don’t remember: My gospel
Now, do you see what I mean? Is it even disputable who’s looking hotter these days? C’mon, Jess, let’s bring it, already. Ash has been all over the mag covers (and not the rag mags, I might note.) Of course, being on the arm of Mr. Pete Wentz isn’t exactly hurting her image, but still….
So where are you, Jess? Oh yeah, in your bathroom, searching for more Ace bandages to fashion a …read more

Lil’ Mama or Lil’ Bo Peep?
Welp, dahlings, here it is. The Be All and End All WTF?!? outfit from the MTV Video Music Awards. And you thought Britney looked bad…
Word on the street is that the “Lip Gloss” rapper, Lil’ Mama, was only dressing the part, yanno, since she’s known as the “baby” rapper. Baby as in young. I guess. Whatever. Baby or not, there’s nobody, nowhere that needs to be having a tricked-out pacifier like that. Particularly at an awards show.
Sigh.
Okay, time for my midday dip into the liquor cabinet. See you at Happy Hour!