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Is Amber Rose Painting Houses Now?

September 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

Is Amber Rose Painting Houses Now?

While I usually covet almost all things Amber Rose, I do have to say…this is a strange departure. The grey jumpsuit look isn’t exactly something I would expect from dear Amber…the red lipstick? Check. Giant Shades? Check. Painting gear? Um…who are we talking about again?
Also not a normal Amber Rose outfit choice – Doc Martens. That’s right – Doc Martens. I don’t think I have seen a pair of Doc Martens since alt-rock grunge dominated music and fashion. Is there going to be a Doc Marten/Birkinstock resurgence? I so hope not. It didn’t work then and it doesn’t work now, …read more

Julia Stiles, Where Have You Been?

August 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Julia Stiles, Where Have You Been?

Julia Stiles was out and about in SoHo this week – I will be honest and mention that up until these photos I had sort of forgotten about Julia since the last time I saw 10 Things I Hate About You running on television.
She looks good here, and hopefully this is a sign that we will start to see Julia in more movies once again. But…I do have one bone to pick with this outfit.
Any child that grew up in the eighties or early nineties must remember the right way to fray cutoff jeans. With some scissors, washing machine, dryer …read more

I Love Posh’s Style, Worry For Her Health

August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Designers, Singers

I Love Posh’s Style, Worry For Her Health

How much better would this gorgeous dress look if if it were draped on a woman’s frame that didn’t look quite so…emaciated? Victoria Beckham posed for photographers before heading into the 2nd day of American Idol auditions in Boston…but her gaunt cheeks and pin thin waist suggest Posh hasn’t been taking care of herself and continues to be strict with her diet.
It is painful to see someone so gorgeous, innately stylish and unbelievably successful continue to shrink like this. Darling, a few more calories won’t kill you…but they will fill our your fabulous wardrobe with a few more womanly curves …read more

Rihanna Is All Smiles In Her Romper

August 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Rihanna Is All Smiles In Her Romper

You know, the romper is really growing on me this Summer. I thought I would be tired of it or see more women abuse this trend, but I’m happy to report that more often than not, good decisions like what Rihanna has put together here have been all over the place.
Here is Rihanna stepping out in New York City for some time with her friends at SoHo House and a little shopping at Tom Ford’s. You know you’re jealous of this lifestyle.
While the romper looks comfy and is a lovely color for Rihanna, I can’t say the same for her …read more

Tyra Banks, What’s Up With Your Pants?

July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

Tyra Banks, What’s Up With Your Pants?

Oh, Tyra – who was responsible for your hair today? I’m pretty sure most girls in high school could work a flat iron better than that…so really, what’s your excuse?
But let’s forget about the hair for a second (but just a second) and really focus in on the worst part of this travel get-up. Are you seriously wearing jersey capris and trying to walk it out like a runway diva? Lord knows you’ve earned your title as a runway diva…but this isn’t the outfit to flaunt that, darling, now is it?
No, my dear – there really is nothing about this …read more

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

Is it a miracle? Has Katy Perry actually crossed the line back into the realm of pretty and forgotten her bizarre circus sideshow ways? I don’t want to get my hopes up or anything…but if this sexy little romper is any indication, Katy Perry is looking to forget all about fuzzy dice and floral pantsuits by actually wearing something the rest of us would consider purchasing.
Sure, the accessories are a bit chunky, her sunglasses wouldn’t work for everyone and even though we all could purchase an acid wash romper for our very own…most of us shouldn’t – this is a …read more

Paris Hilton’s Hippie Dippy Shopping Wear

July 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Socialites

Paris Hilton’s Hippie Dippy Shopping Wear

Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings

July 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Designers, Singers

Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings

Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.

I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.

But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more

Hilary Duff Ain’t No Cowboy

July 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Hilary Duff Ain’t No Cowboy

Why so blue, Hil? Can we chat for a minute about what’s going on here with that skirt and those cowboy boots? I think you might be confused about whether there is or isn’t a dude ranch nearby in Toluca Lake. You see, while I’m totally all for the new and improved re-curvi-fied Hilary Duff, I don’t feel like you’re doing yourself justice here. The skirt is a little bit too peasant-esque and the boots are just silly for a sweltering California afternoon. No qualms here with the simple black tank top, but everything else must go my dear…
Unless I …read more

Paris Hilton Looks All Classy For Once

July 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Socialites

Paris Hilton Looks All Classy For Once

It takes a lot of money to go from the Hollywood club scene look to the “I’m innocent” appeal necessary for the courthouse in Miami, Florida. Well, Paris Hilton has enough to cover the necessary expenses, plus she has prior experience with court proceedings, so this should be old hat by now.
Apparently, Miss Hilton didn’t promote the DVD release of her last film ‘Pledge This!’ enough – I’m sorry, but do the producers really think that Paris Hilton would have swayed the audience on this one. Sure, her perfume sells well – but acting….yeah…well…Paris hasn’t exactly shown herself to be …read more

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