The Single Life Agrees With Rachel Hunter
July 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Well, it looks like Rachel Hunter isn’t spending a spare second bemoaning the cancellation of her nuptials. The former supermodel was spotted on Robertson Blvd shopping at Intermix and giving a perky thumbs up when asked how she was coping after the abrupt breakup last month.
The proof is in her appearance – Rachel looks relaxed, happy and (thank goodness) less wrinkly than when we last discussed her overbaked skin.
Hopefully this is a trend that continues. I would love to see Rachel Hunter back to her old self, possibly as the face of some makeup product or even promoting her own …read more
Molly Sims With No Makeup = Frightening
July 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Models
It’s unfortunate to see Molly Sims looking so sallow and haggard here – honestly, I would never have expected her to leave the house in order to pick up some milk from the corner store looking like this…let alone attend a launch party for the new OP campaign at Mel’s Diner.
How come you look so tired, Molly? What’s got you down? Whatever it is…honey, you need some time in a spa and a good thirty minutes with a makeup artist to improve on everything going on right here.
Maybe at least a little lip gloss next time, darling.
Claudia Schiffer Goes For The Undead Look
June 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
When Claudia Schiffer started applying her eye makeup, did she get distracted by something and just forget to stop brushing on more eyeshadow for twenty minutes? Or did she hire the same makeup artist that Eva Green works with?
Either way, Claudia has a disaster going on around her eyes for the Graduate Fashion Week Gala Show and Awards in London…and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it other than grab a hose and blast it off her face. Right now she looks like an extra from a zombie movie instead of a former supermodel.
Is it any wonder women …read more
Elle Macpherson In Sweats And No Makeup
June 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Wouldn’t we all like to still look as pretty as Elle Macpherson does when we step outside in our sweats and no makeup to pick up the morning paper?
I think it’s fair to say most of us wouldn’t fair so well, but here is Elle, with her perfectly highlighted hair and incognito sunglasses proving that it isn’t just her knack for fashion that makes her a supermodel. No, there is something more to it – something genetic and unattainable by us mere mortals, who would have no shame in priming in front of the mirror for forty minutes before doing …read more
Paulina Porizkova Calls Herself A Hooker
May 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Even though Tyra is claiming it’s the recession that did Paulina in on America’s Next Top Model, an interview with Modelina offers a little more insight into Paulina Porizkova’s personality than you could see behind the judge’s table.
A couple choice soundbites from the video:
On whether she loved her work as a supermodel…who knew Paulina was such a genius with analogies.
“I didn’t love my work. I don’t really like fashion all that much, but I felt that I was getting paid a huge amount of money and I am nothing but professional. Once you are a hooker, it’s just a …read more
Is Elle Macpherson Pregnant?
April 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
How much billowing fabric is too much – that’s the question. For supermodel Elle Macpherson, that question leads to an answer very close to evening maternity wear.
Attending the Prix de Marie Claire Awards in a gown that could double as sheets for a King size bed, Elle looked lovely – besides of course being completely lost in a sea of blue fabric.
Somehow the balance of her piles and piles of hair and fabric is making her head appear to be extremely tiny compared to the rest of her body.
This is not a good look for you, Elle. This is not …read more
Milla Jovavich Works It While She’s Got It
March 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
I have to give Milla Jovavich credit – you would not want to see me try to pull off an outfit like this. For that matter, very few women should be strutting around in outfits like this – and if it’s going to work, the girl is usually between the ages of 16-19. Once you hit your twenties…this starts to look a little costume-y. Then we have Milla…who is 34 and fabulous and just barely pulling this off. The curls are a little too much, the dress a little too short/childish, the little neck bow a tad obnoxious.
I’m sure you …read more
Helena Christensen Can Do No Wrong
March 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Helena, darling – you deserve tremendous kudos for maintaining those distinctively gorgeous good looks, classic style and somehow pulling off bangs that should be too blunt and young in only the way that you can.
You’ve maintained supermodel status without becoming tired old news or looking like you’re on your way to a book club with your aunt Sally. I imagine we would be great friends and you would mentor me in the ways of being seductive without being trashy – fashionable without bowing to too many trends.
How you do it, we will never know. But this, Helena is well played …read more






