Oh, Tara Reid. You never cease to amaze me with your spindly figure and overly tan skin. Darling, at this rate you’re going to resemble an old leather shoe by the time you’re 35. Wait, are you 35? I can’t even tell anymore.
Here you are partying it up in St. Tropez with Michael Axtmann – it seems like these kind of photos surface at least once a year, where we all sit back and wonder how nitwits like you afford this traveling lifestyle but can’t seem to find a decent colorist or hair accessory that doesn’t look like it was …read more

Is it possible to hire someone just to look more messed up and sad than you do? Tara Reid looks greasy and washed up (as usual), but sitting next to the zombie-faced guy, she almost looks…okay, I don’t want to say anything too complimentary like “not bad” or “alright”…but she doesn’t look  like quite the same trainwreck she always does.
And that is because in comparison to that guy, who could be starring in a secret reality TV meets horror flick project at this very moment and no one would really be surprised given how frightening he looks just naturally. Seriously, …read more

Oh, Tara.
It’s not as though I expect a lot from you. After several years of plastic surgery mishaps, unfortunate reality TV disasters and lots of tabloid mentions…if you walk out of the house wearing clothes, I’m generally pleased.
But a butterfly? Made out of bright blue sequins?
Tara…you are not a ballerina. Or a figure skater. These are the folks who should embrace sequins. For that matter, do you really think sheer tops of any nature are your friend these days? Come on, darling…pull yourself together, get that weave tidied up (did you actually steal Barbie’s hair on her 50th birthday?) and …read more

Tara Reid
Dahlings, she wasn’t even in the original contest, but I do believe we have a winner in the Battle of the Boob Dress. None other than Ms. Tara Reid.
Clearly, Tara smokes both Jenny Mc Carthy, and particularly Pamela Anderson. Girl is doing The Boob Dress right. Go Tara.
After claims of botched up plastic surgery, it appears as though Tara’s ta-tas have been fixed and fixed well. Of course, The Girls are not the only stars here. The dress itself is absolutely gorgeous. The detail, the train, the color – all utterly and completely fab.
And so thusfore, my dahlings, Tara …read more

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Wow, seems like it’s been a while since we’ve seen Tara Reid, and I dare say Girl looks smokin’? She’s rocking that sassy little mini and her shoes made me lose my mind. Completely, completely lose my mind.
I MUST have those shoes. They are the most fabby things I’ve seen in ages, with just enough straps at just the right width. Quick, someone get her a drink to distract her while I peel those kicks right off her. I highly doubt she’d be all that affected by padding around barefoot, …read more