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Taylor Momsen in Shortest Skirt Ever

September 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Taylor Momsen in Shortest Skirt Ever

Sometimes I find the wardrobe staff for Gossip Girl just utterly confusing.  Most of the time they are geniuses and are able to outfit Blaire and Serena in amazing designer pieces that are edgy, unique, and trendsetting…and other times they are just completely offensive with their display of scantily clad high school girls (yes I’m partially referring to Serena’s cleavage that was front and center for the second half of last season)!
Here is Taylor Momsen filming an episode of Gossip Girl wearing a completely inappropriate outfit.  Do I need to remind you that this sexy blonde strutting down the street …read more

Taylor Momsen’s Revealing Sweet 16 Party

July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Taylor Momsen’s Revealing Sweet 16 Party

Oh dear. This is certainly a far cry from the Taylor Momsen I called a truce with a mere month ago. Celebrating – and performing at – her sweet 16th birthday party at the Hiro Ballroom, Taylor looks like a bloated younger version of Courtney Love. What likely started as beautiful makeup similar to how she looked for March’s Carerra Vintage Sunglasses Launch is practically dripping onto her cheeks at this point.
And sweetie, you are SIXTEEN. Wearing a nightie to your party is considered to be trashy at best.
But lets see what the little lady looks on stage. Maybe that’s …read more

Lets Call It A Truce, Taylor Momsen

June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Lets Call It A Truce, Taylor Momsen

Alright, Taylor Momsen. It’s clear we’re never going to see eye to eye on a few things. Like combing your hair. But I have to admit that this little dress/boots ensemble you have going on here is kind of cute…partially because you actually look comfortable in your skin and a little more self assured about this style aesthetic.
Where last year it seemed as though you were taking on this new look to make do with Jenny Humphrey’s hair and maximize your new found celebrity status, now I think you are finding a happy balance between grungy makeup and hipster-glam outfits …read more

Taylor Momsen’s Leather Overload

March 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Taylor Momsen’s Leather Overload

At what point did Taylor Momsen fully embody Jenny Humphrey? I’m assuming it’s the haircut that sent her over the edge – but the red lips sealed the deal. Here, Momsen is showing off her upscale hipster stylings at the Carrera Vintage Sunglasses Launch. But something about her ensemble makes it plainly obvious that Jenny Humphrey’s stylist was not involved in Taylor’s look.
Oh yes. That’s it. The leather pants, leather jacket, babydoll dress top equation is an unfortunate one. Particularly when the line where your shoes end and pants begin doesn’t exist.
To top things off, Taylor has accentuated things with …read more


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