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Right, Kristen Stewart. You’re An Original.

August 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Right, Kristen Stewart. You’re An Original.

Sure, the hair can be blamed on a movie roll. It’s possible you could even use the same excuse to try and justify the extremely pale, washed out skin too.
But nothing can excuse this outfit for the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, Kristen Stewart. Nothing.
Thanks for at least putting on a little lipgloss. Oh and even though your forced little smile is a big improvement over the usual expression of extreme boredom. But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that you couldn’t find a dress that didn’t need to be layered with a thick white tank top that is only suitable …read more

Miley Cyrus: You Had Me…But Then You Lost Me

Miley Cyrus: You Had Me…But Then You Lost Me

Okay, dahlings, so I’ve taken on the oh-so-horrific (pfffft!) job of digging through all the Teen Choice Awards photos. And – no surprise – there are jillions of Miley Cyrus.
Now, the photos I saw of Miles from the waist up were killer. Her hair is primo, her makeup divine, the dress promising. But then…dum dum dum! I see a full length. And indeed, the dress is promising. It’s quite fabby, in fact. So what kills this look in a hurry? It’s the frickety frackin’ boots, of course!
The inclusion of these boots must have been a mistake, I’m certain, because no …read more

Hayden Panettiere: A Vision at the Teen Choice Awards

Hayden Panettiere: A Vision at the Teen Choice Awards

The stars were out in full force at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and one Hayden Panettiere looked nothing short of killer fab.
I absolutely die over this dress. The fit, the colors, the accents…drool. She looks comfy, yet chic at the same time. And not only that, I am also tickled by the fact that she curled up her short ‘do, which is a fun surprise considering all the short/straight cuts out there.
Lovin’ your gig here, Hayden. It’s been a while since you’ve disappointed me. Keep it girl, keep it up.


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