Lisa Rinna – Plastic – Sea Foam Green
March 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Could Lisa Rinna possibly be more strange?
Her face looks like it was carved out of marble. The sausage lips and bolted on boobs must have come in a plastic surgery gift set. The hair is probably the only part of her body that’s stayed the same since the mid-nineties.
Why do aging celebrities turn themselves into cartoon characters?
But that’s enough of my rant about plastic surgery…let’s take a minute to fully absorb this bridesmaid dress gone bad.
If your best friend Kathy showed up to tell you this is what you would be wearing down the aisle in support of the biggest …read more
Molly Sims as Christmas Ordiment
March 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Molly Sims attended the 21st Spring Luncheon put on by The Colleagues wearing a dress that appears to be inspired by The Nutcracker. Are those cranberries on her shoulders/hem? Is that waistline supposed to be flattering? Did this dress get pulled from the Project Runway reject pile?
Somehow Molly’s pretty good looks and confident smile almost make me wonder if maybe I am being too hard on her…however, then I look once again at the berry embellishments, change my mind and go back to judging her for making such a disappointing style decision.
Next time, go with something that doesn’t look like …read more
