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Suri and Katie Both Looking Older

October 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Katie Holmes

Suri and Katie Both Looking Older

Ok so Suri is still cute as a button and only gets cuter everyday.  But Katie seems to be aging much faster than her little one!  The fresh-faced Dawson’s Creek star has suddenly transformed into a tired old soccer mom.  I know that she’s a mother now, but she only has one youngster to take care of…Angelina seems to be able to look red carpet ready everyday and she has like ten little ones running circles around her!  What has happened to poor Katie???  What happened to the young fashion icon who was always put together????
Here she is in Cambridge, …read more

Katie Holmes: Please Grow Out Your Hair

July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Katie Holmes: Please Grow Out Your Hair

If I could wish upon a star and make any one celebrity hair wish come true, it would be that Katie Holmes returns to her Joey Potter roots and grows her hair out again. Why she has decided to prematurely age herself with such a blunt (usually unkempt) bob, I have no idea. But the photos of her on set in Australia for her new film, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, are indicative of just how much of a difference long locks make in her case.
Now, I still think she looks a little pale and gaunt – but the …read more

I Dream of Katie Holmes. Or Not.

October 17, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss

I Dream of Katie Holmes. Or Not.

Katie Holmes at the after-party for her play in NYC
Ummm, errrr, well…
Okay, let me put it this way: Am I the only one who is being assaulted with Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle” as background music in their damn mind? I can’t be. I know I can’t be.
What has happened to our once fabulous Katie Holmes? I think someone needs to get her on the horn with Posh, STAT! This girl needs a style overhaul that only the poshest of Poshes can handle. Seriously, this is an emergency!
Such sadness for a Friday. It’s just not right to end the …read more

Katie Holmes: They Do Have Stylists in New York, Right?

September 30, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Coats, Fashion Miss

Katie Holmes: They Do Have Stylists in New York, Right?

Katie Holmes out in NYC
I’m beginning to think that the fashion capital of the freaking world, New York City, is seriously lacking in the celebrity stylist department. Because how else can you explain the raging transformation of our once-fabulous Katie Holmes?
Once upon a time, Mrs. Cruise would’ve been on the right track with her upper half (I do love her gloves, bag, sunnies and jacket), but she has gone and ruined the whole thing with her selection of (once again) gigantor jeans. WTF?!? The Katie we used to know and love would’ve totally rocked a houndstooth pencil skirt with this …read more

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Darkness Prevails

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Darkness Prevails

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at a showing of South Pacific
There’s a whole lot of dark clothing going on for the Cruises, but Gawddamn, it’s so good to see them out together (seriously, how many times do we all need to see Katie walking to rehearsals or playing on the playground with Suri?) that I almost don’t care. Plus, they look hot.
I’m not sure what the double-breasted jacket’s all about on Katie, but the 3/4-length sleeves save it from looking like a 1990’s throwback. The shoes are hot, and though the bag is simple, I totally dig it. The only …read more

Gasp! Katie Holmes is Wearing (Spandex?) Leggings?!?

August 4, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss

Gasp! Katie Holmes is Wearing (Spandex?) Leggings?!?

Katie Holmes Out in NYC
Hey look, everyone! It’s Katie Holmes. Haven’t seen a whole lot of her lately, have we? It’s good to get a gander (even though she’s minus her peeps here.)
But, wait! Just what to my snarky eyes should appear, but….leggings?!? And wait again! Are those leggings spandex?!? (Some photos I’ve seen have indicated there is some major sheen to these little ditties!) Gah!!!
Now, word is that Kate was leaving rehearsals for her Broadway gig, so I am hoping that little factoid accounts for this hellacious fashion choice. I mean leggings are bad enough. Flashdance-inspired spandex is even …read more

And This is Why Katie Holmes is a Fashion Icon…

And This is Why Katie Holmes is a Fashion Icon…

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise and daughter Suri Cruise
A couple new pics of the lovely Katie Holmes (seen, of course, with hubby Tom Cruise and daughter Suri) surfaced o’er the weekend, thereby signaling loud and clear why Katie is winning in the Fashion Icon poll in the right sidebar of this fabulous blog. (Uh, you have voted already, right? If not, dammit, get voting!)
Yanno dahlings, as much as my snarky self loves glitz and flash and funk, I also adore classic elegance to the enth degree. And that is something Mrs. Cruise does so. damn. well. She’s sleek, yet real; glamorous, …read more

Tom Cruise Carefully Considers Wardrobe Choice for Return to Oprah

April 25, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actors

Tom Cruise Carefully Considers Wardrobe Choice for Return to Oprah

Yes dahlings, it’s true. 3 whole years after his couch-jumping shenanigans, Tom Cruise is returning to Oprah once again.
One can only imagine the trouble he and his stylist must be having, reaching a decision on the easiest clothing to bounce around in. Should it be jeans? Track pants? MC Hammer drawers? Tough choice, but let’s hope he makes the right one. Nothing constricting or suffocating, yanno?
Of course, if the tabs have any iota of truth to them, there may not be as much to jump so freakishly about this time around. But that remains to be seen.
So anyhoo loves, …read more


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