Here she is in Cambridge, Mass with her mother and Suri after stopping for cupcakes and pizza.  Katie’s mom looks like a fashionable young Grandma, while Katie looks just completely disheveled and unhappy with tired eyes and armful of layers.

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Now, I still think she looks a little pale and gaunt – but the more playful, bouncy hair is so nice to see. Please, Katie – stop it with the messy chin length haircut. Grow it out or buy some quality extensions and take a few years off your face, m’kay?

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Katie Holmes at the after-party for her play in NYC

Ummm, errrr, well…

Okay, let me put it this way: Am I the only one who is being assaulted with Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle” as background music in their damn mind? I can’t be. I know I can’t be.

What has happened to our once fabulous Katie Holmes? I think someone needs to get her on the horn with Posh, STAT! This girl needs a style overhaul that only the poshest of Poshes can handle. Seriously, this is an emergency!

Such sadness for a Friday. It’s just not right to end the week like this. Must search for someone who knows how to put an outfit together…

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Katie Holmes out in NYC

I’m beginning to think that the fashion capital of the freaking world, New York City, is seriously lacking in the celebrity stylist department. Because how else can you explain the raging transformation of our once-fabulous Katie Holmes?

Once upon a time, Mrs. Cruise would’ve been on the right track with her upper half (I do love her gloves, bag, sunnies and jacket), but she has gone and ruined the whole thing with her selection of (once again) gigantor jeans. WTF?!? The Katie we used to know and love would’ve totally rocked a houndstooth pencil skirt with this look or even a simple black pant. But the denim bells? Egads!

I realize that “theatah” folks get all artsy and what not, but geez. Is there not room in Kate’s life for high fashion anymore? Puh-leeze. Girl needs to step out of the theater district for a sec and hit 5th Avenue – preferably with her AmEx Black Card.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at a showing of South Pacific

There’s a whole lot of dark clothing going on for the Cruises, but Gawddamn, it’s so good to see them out together (seriously, how many times do we all need to see Katie walking to rehearsals or playing on the playground with Suri?) that I almost don’t care. Plus, they look hot.

I’m not sure what the double-breasted jacket’s all about on Katie, but the 3/4-length sleeves save it from looking like a 1990’s throwback. The shoes are hot, and though the bag is simple, I totally dig it. The only thing I wish is that this girl would freaking smile one in a while. Seriously. Life is good, no, Katie? Then f***ing show some teeth. Cripe.

Thank Gawd Tom’s grinning, eh?

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Katie Holmes Out in NYC

Hey look, everyone! It’s Katie Holmes. Haven’t seen a whole lot of her lately, have we? It’s good to get a gander (even though she’s minus her peeps here.)

But, wait! Just what to my snarky eyes should appear, but….leggings?!? And wait again! Are those leggings spandex?!? (Some photos I’ve seen have indicated there is some major sheen to these little ditties!) Gah!!!

Now, word is that Kate was leaving rehearsals for her Broadway gig, so I am hoping that little factoid accounts for this hellacious fashion choice. I mean leggings are bad enough. Flashdance-inspired spandex is even worse. And alas, I shall bitch some more by noting that these leggings are hitting her at the widest part of her calves, making them appear, well, thick. And we all know Mrs. Cruise is not thick.

So anyhoo, Kate. Great to see you out and about, love, but would definitely prefer to see you sans the dreadful leggings next time, eh? It’s only right.

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Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise and daughter Suri Cruise

A couple new pics of the lovely Katie Holmes (seen, of course, with hubby Tom Cruise and daughter Suri) surfaced o’er the weekend, thereby signaling loud and clear why Katie is winning in the Fashion Icon poll in the right sidebar of this fabulous blog. (Uh, you have voted already, right? If not, dammit, get voting!)

Yanno dahlings, as much as my snarky self loves glitz and flash and funk, I also adore classic elegance to the enth degree. And that is something Mrs. Cruise does so. damn. well. She’s sleek, yet real; glamorous, yet reachable. I’ve completely fallen for Katie’s style (though, in my always-perfect opinion, it would be fabby if she smiled a bit more often, but hey).

And while we’re at it, may I take a moment to mention that Tommy totally looks great, too? Love the messy hair. Very fun for him and waaaay better than the toddler-esque ‘do from a couple months back, no?

So anyhoo, congrats, Katie, on holding on to the top spot of the Snarkstress Fashion Icon poll. I’m going to leave that puppy open for another few days or so, then officially declare a winner. Reese, my love, you have a little catching up to do….

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Yes dahlings, it’s true. 3 whole years after his couch-jumping shenanigans, Tom Cruise is returning to Oprah once again.

One can only imagine the trouble he and his stylist must be having, reaching a decision on the easiest clothing to bounce around in. Should it be jeans? Track pants? MC Hammer drawers? Tough choice, but let’s hope he makes the right one. Nothing constricting or suffocating, yanno?

Of course, if the tabs have any iota of truth to them, there may not be as much to jump so freakishly about this time around. But that remains to be seen.

So anyhoo loves, let’s all tune in on May 5 to see what they come up with. And something to chew on during Happy Hour: If you were Tommy’s stylist, what would you put him in?? Hmmmm….

Happy Friday, dahlings! *mwah*

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