Tara Reid Looks Tan And Trashy As Ever
July 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh, Tara Reid. You never cease to amaze me with your spindly figure and overly tan skin. Darling, at this rate you’re going to resemble an old leather shoe by the time you’re 35. Wait, are you 35? I can’t even tell anymore.
Here you are partying it up in St. Tropez with Michael Axtmann – it seems like these kind of photos surface at least once a year, where we all sit back and wonder how nitwits like you afford this traveling lifestyle but can’t seem to find a decent colorist or hair accessory that doesn’t look like it was …read more
Lady Gaga Attacked By Giant Brillo Pad
June 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Quick! Someone get Lady Gaga a sponge – to wipe off that excessive layer of bronzer – and a knife to cut through that enormous Brillo Pad that has disguised itself as a sweater only she would ever even consider wearing out in public. Make that “at all”.
I’m concerned someone is giving Lady Gaga the wrong idea about where to find inspiration for futuristic outfits. Let me be clear here…it doesn’t rest in clothing that looks like it could do a good job scouring your dishes. Sure, this is mostly part of the publicity stunt that is her entire …read more
