Is Ashlee Simpson Out of Posing Practice?
August 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Singers
My, my, my. Ashlee Simpson you look like an awkward mom on the red carpet.
Well, and that you are now…but come on dear – I expected more. If you are going to wear a sexy minidress to the Melrose Place Series Premiere Party, then act the part by straightening up and at least pretending you are comfortable in these surroundings. The dress is otherwise quite cute (except that your boobs look unhappy with the placement/restrictiveness of the top) but your shoulders and awkwardly placed left foot are telltale signs that you’re not loving this moment right here.
Perk up, honey. Think …read more
Cheryl Cole Manufactures Some Actual Curves
July 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
I’m concerned.
When you are so thin that you need to find skirts that come with their own pair of womanly hips, you need to eat a little bit more. Out for some birthday celebrations with her husband, Ashley Cole the footballer, Cheryl Cole looks quite pretty.
Except for the fabric saddlebags filling out the sides of her skirt.
Have we really come to this? First we whittle models down to a sub-zero and now the woman who can barely fill out their negative sized jeans require extra padding to at least look like a little bit like they have a few curves.
Instead …read more
Melora Hardin is Not Skater Chic
April 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
At the MyHouse Parks & Recreation premiere, Melora Hardin brought the humor with this ridiculous combination of almost fedora, skinny jeans and…clogs.
When has it ever been appropriate to wear clogs to a social function? Maybe if you’re gardening…or having a lazy day around the house. But clogs spawned Crocs, so really…you can’t trust them. Ever.
For such a lovely woman, it’s more than a little disappointing to see her pulling together such an unspeakably strange outfit. If the statement is supposed to be “I’m young and hip”, well Melora you failed this time…would it not be better to aim for “I’m …read more
