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Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Twilight saga

Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

While I continue to be underwhelmed by Robert Pattison and his goofy facial expressions, Kristen Stewart is slowly moving up on my list of young stars.  When she’s running around in sweats and sneakers she looks like a regular old girl, but I do have to admit that when she cleans up she is impressively gorgeous.
She showed up to the New Moon screening in New York in a short moss green ruffled dress and platform peep toe heels.  I can’t say that the color is the best choice for her, but her skin is sooo gorgeous!!!  Ladies, pale skin is …read more

Is Kristen Stewart Too Plain?

October 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Is Kristen Stewart Too Plain?

I am really stumped on Twilight’s leading lady Kristen Stewart.  If you love the Twilight saga then you are supposed to love Kristen Stewart, aka Bella…but for some reason I just can’t decide how I feel about her.
On one hand, she’s super awkward, quirky, and unaffected by Hollywood glam…which is kind of endearing.  But on the other hand, we are supposed to buy that both vampire and werewolf hotties are fighting over her AND that she’s dating real-life hottie Robert Pattison in real life…which kind of makes me want more from her.  Doesn’t she seem a little too plain for …read more

Ashley Greene’s High-Waisted Leather Shorts

July 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Ashley Greene’s High-Waisted Leather Shorts

Wow, Ashley. Usually you’re so predictable and understated. Not in a bad way, but in a “I rarely get to talk about you because you make the right decisions” kind of way.
But…
The high-waisted leather short-shorts? Really?
These I take slight issue with, Ash. They just seem a bit ambitious and a teensy bit slutty for daytime television. No one’s questioning whether or not your obviously very toned legs can handle the pressure, but why put them under such undo stress if you could instead choose something a little bit more presentable and still look ridiculously hot.
High-waisted short-shorts…I’m still baffled that you …read more

Ashley Greene’s Jacket Is A Poor Fit

June 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Ashley Greene’s Jacket Is A Poor Fit

I really and truly would like to love this outfit Ashley Greene is wearing to a Twilight fan party at Berlin E-Week (yes, they have an E-week…who knew?). Given how truly unsavvy her castmate Kristin Stewart is when it comes to fashion, it would please me greatly to award Ashley with the “more stylish than a girl who wears Converse Allstars on the red carpet” award. It should be in the bag…right?
But unfortunately, while Ashley has made good choices when picking each element for this ensemble, her jacket is a sad no-no because of a little thing called fit. Maybe …read more

Kristen Stewart Is A Festival of Sloppy

June 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Kristen Stewart Is A Festival of Sloppy

I can’t resist…it’s just too easy. Twilight’s Kristen Stewart looks like the poster child for hot mess Hollywood trainwrecks and yet there are actually young fans that are defending her..? Give your head a shake, girls. There is no excuse, twisted ankle or not for this kind of devastatingly poor display of red carpet etiquette.
Ballet flats. Those would have worked. A hair brush. That might have been a good idea. Basically if she just eliminated every single aspect of this outfit and started from scratch (with the guidance of a trained professional – you know, one of those people they …read more


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