36th Annual Daytime Emmys: Tyra Banks
August 31, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Though I don’t love what Tyra Banks has done with her hair, I do approve of the gorgeous coral colored dress she wore to the 36th Annual Daytime Emmys. The perfect length, tailored just to hug her curves in the most flattering way,and paired with simple heels and nude clutch – it’s a surprisingly elegant choice for Tyra.
The chunky black bracelets? Those I would rather see anywhere but here. They look more like something an awkward teenager might pull out for an awards show and are quite frankly an insult to this gorgeous dress. But the bulk of it is …read more
Tyra Banks, What’s Up With Your Pants?
July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Oh, Tyra – who was responsible for your hair today? I’m pretty sure most girls in high school could work a flat iron better than that…so really, what’s your excuse?
But let’s forget about the hair for a second (but just a second) and really focus in on the worst part of this travel get-up. Are you seriously wearing jersey capris and trying to walk it out like a runway diva? Lord knows you’ve earned your title as a runway diva…but this isn’t the outfit to flaunt that, darling, now is it?
No, my dear – there really is nothing about this …read more
Tyra Banks Looks A Little Like A Pirate
June 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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I don’t know, Tyra. I’m just not buying this.
From the tip of your weave to the spike of your grey heel, this feels a little forced. Why do your sleeves look as though a small child could crawl up inside there and no one would be the wiser? Isn’t all that fabric up around your neck suffacating?
The pants appear to be the worst wrong of them all. Cutting you off right at the ankle so that yes – we can see you’ve been working out and nicely done on your toned legs. But honey, you don’t have toothpicks, nor should …read more
Paulina Porizkova Calls Herself A Hooker
May 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Even though Tyra is claiming it’s the recession that did Paulina in on America’s Next Top Model, an interview with Modelina offers a little more insight into Paulina Porizkova’s personality than you could see behind the judge’s table.
A couple choice soundbites from the video:
On whether she loved her work as a supermodel…who knew Paulina was such a genius with analogies.
“I didn’t love my work. I don’t really like fashion all that much, but I felt that I was getting paid a huge amount of money and I am nothing but professional. Once you are a hooker, it’s just a …read more






