How Not To Dress For The Red Carpet
March 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
While other girls might be sporting Jimmy Choos, Manolos, or Louboutin shoes…Rachael Taylor chose to wear her gardening slippers to the “I Love You, Man” Premiere in Los Angeles. Of course, no sloppy evening wear attire would be complete if she did not pair her suede clogs with an oversize sweater that should only make an appearance on lazy “I’m reading every fashion magazine and not showering until 2pm” Sundays.
And now…let’s take a minute to talk about the hair.
This is generally as far as I get when I want to blow dry my hair. It’s big, it’s poofy, it doesn’t …read more
Say No to Gladiator Sandals, Please!
March 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Shoes, Singers
Black dress. Check. Gold cuff bracelet. Check. Tossled hair. Check. Staged sexy facial expression for the camera. Check. Ugly as sin red gladiator sandals?? What the heck, Fergie!
My, oh my. The Snarkstress was hoping the gladiator sandals died at the end of last summer. But designers and tacky celebrities are insisting on shoving them down our throats once again. And the lovely Fergie takes it to the exteme with a pair of fire engine red gladiators teamed up with her black toenail polish. Fergie was at the launch of the VIVA GLAM VI Special Edition Lipstick at the M.A.C Cosmetics store in …read more
Oh Mandy…Your Shoes Have Broken My Heart
March 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Mandy, we need to talk.
I expect more from you. Sure, you can go shopping with a messy hairdo (I do it too!). I’ll let it pass that your beige top is almost the same color as your pasty skin. We can’t all maintain a perfect skin safe tan glow all time. I will even ignore that you are wearing black leggings that most certainly will not be making an appearance (at least among ladies who understand fashion) this summer since this trend has long gone into hibernation and will only be seen again in 10-15 years when the Audrey Hepburn …read more
