Oh, Tara Reid. You never cease to amaze me with your spindly figure and overly tan skin. Darling, at this rate you’re going to resemble an old leather shoe by the time you’re 35. Wait, are you 35? I can’t even tell anymore.
Here you are partying it up in St. Tropez with Michael Axtmann – it seems like these kind of photos surface at least once a year, where we all sit back and wonder how nitwits like you afford this traveling lifestyle but can’t seem to find a decent colorist or hair accessory that doesn’t look like it was …read more

Amy! Sweetie! Where have you been all these months?!
Ooooh…that’s right. Now I vaguely recall the mountain of “Amy Winehouse shuffling along the St. Lucia shore” photos. Scruffy doesn’t even begin to cover the extent to which you went native, Amy. I mean really – what was going through your mind at that point? Wait, don’t answer that. Please.
Anywho – back to this whole spectacle inside Gatwick North…I would have hoped that all that time and reflection would have reminded you that the extended cat eye was always intended to be a fleeting trend. Something to drop along with the giant …read more

What is it with Paris Hilton and the matching everything? I get the impression someone is playing a trick on her and got her to believe that everyone in France insists on only having one main color in each and every outfit.
Here she is with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt arriving at The Pegasus Yacht for an after-party. Lavender everywhere (and a left boob looking like it’s trying to make an escape), which doesn’t seem like the kind of choice Paris would usually make. I certainly don’t think she’s much more than an annoying socialite with too much money and time on …read more

I have avoided talking about Amy Winehouse and her seemingly neverending vacation in St. Lucia. The woman has been sauntering up and down the beach for weeks – looking more and more disgustingly washed up every single day.
But today, I couldn’t avoid this moment any longer. It appears Winehouse has been on the beach long enough that she is now actually molting. That is no average sunburn, nor is the grotesque peeling happening on her leg normal.
Please go home, Amy. Just go home. No one is going to make you put on the grungy old beehive weave again if you …read more