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I Love Posh’s Style, Worry For Her Health

August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Designers, Singers

I Love Posh’s Style, Worry For Her Health

How much better would this gorgeous dress look if if it were draped on a woman’s frame that didn’t look quite so…emaciated? Victoria Beckham posed for photographers before heading into the 2nd day of American Idol auditions in Boston…but her gaunt cheeks and pin thin waist suggest Posh hasn’t been taking care of herself and continues to be strict with her diet.
It is painful to see someone so gorgeous, innately stylish and unbelievably successful continue to shrink like this. Darling, a few more calories won’t kill you…but they will fill our your fabulous wardrobe with a few more womanly curves …read more

Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings

July 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Designers, Singers

Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings

Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.

I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.

But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more

Victoria Beckham Feeling Blue?

March 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Victoria Beckham Feeling Blue?

Yes, I know we just talked about Posh a few days back, but Victoria Beckham is always doing something worthy of getting some press. Here we see her in head-to-toe navy blue. And there’s just so much the Snarkstress has to say about this look.
Let’s start out with what’s good about this ensemble. The cami and matching see-thru cardigan–delicious. Just not with the rest of the look.
Victoria, Victoria, you aren’t a train conductor, so ditch the hat. Then there’s the jeans. When a person is this skinny, your jeans should never be this tight. Did you buy them in kid’s …read more

Victoria Beckham’s Optical Illusion

March 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Dresses

Victoria Beckham’s Optical Illusion

Stare at Victoria Beckham’s dress for 30 seconds, and tell me what you see!
First of all, if you stare at this dress any longer than 30 seconds you will either be hypnotized, or feel drunk when you actually are sober. I could see the idea she was going for with this dress, maybe. But as a start, they could tone down the shoulders? She is either a walking optical illusion of the new female role for Star trec. She just needs one of those visors. I will give her credit, it does give her nice shape but that’s it. If …read more


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