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Lindsay Lohan Can’t Do Much Worse

August 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Do Much Worse

Will there ever come a day where Lindsay Lohan at least stabilizes the degree of crazy in her outfits? Oh sure, sneak past the paparazzi to host a 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party at Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood. But they are just going to be there when you get out, and I think we both know how trashy and cheap you really look here, Lindsay.
The boots could be super sexy under different circumstances, but your leather glove and awfully skimpy dress don’t stand a chance. Honestly, Lindsay…by the time you’re ready for your big comeback/turnaround/revamp, the paparazzi are going to …read more

Ciara And Her Hair Extensions Go Shopping

August 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Ciara And Her Hair Extensions Go Shopping

Though I can appreciate Ciara‘s new hair extensions and relaxed smile, I don’t much care for her bright pants and latest pair of ridiculous shoes. What is with Ciara and these heels that look more painful than beautiful? Does the girl not own a simple pair of flip flops? Or even (and it pains me to say this) some at least trendy and comfortable looking gladiator sandals?
But the most disappointing part of this Intermix shopping excursion she is currently engaged in? The accessory puppy. I can’t stand the women who shop with their dogs, regardless of if that woman happens …read more

Lindsay Lohan’s Milkshake Brings All The…

July 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Lindsay Lohan’s Milkshake Brings All The…

You know…I would love to say that this was a publicity stunt for a new movie. Or even a little on the job training for Lindsay Lohan in preparation for a new role. But no. No, instead this is Lindsay making her very own milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood. I’m sure no one is surprised that the place was packed to see a goofy looking (and ahem, rather skeletal looking) Lindsay Lohan making milkshakes and posing for the camera.
I’m pretty sure this amounts to one of the worst celebrity spectacles I’ve seen in quite some time. Is …read more

What’s Up With Hello Kitty, AnnaLynne?

July 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

What’s Up With Hello Kitty, AnnaLynne?

Though it’s very sweet AnnaLynne McCord’s kid sister gave her an oversize Hello Kitty backpack for her birthday…it seems a bit unnecessary to actually wear it around while you’re clubhopping, right?
Apparently not, since 22 year old AnnaLynne was photographed arriving at STK and Coco de Ville in West Hollywood with the cat bag prominently on display.
Do you think…her sister actually wanted the Hello Kitty bag for herself…OR…AnnaLynne is a die hard Hello Kitty fan?
Well…
After watching this video from X17 (taken later as Hello Kitty continued her wild night out over at Katusya), it feels a bit more like a lame …read more

Dear Vanessa Hudgens…Cut Your Bangs.

May 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Dear Vanessa Hudgens…Cut Your Bangs.

You know what, Vanessa Hudgens…I can deal with a lot of things, but these bangs are too much. At the point where your eyes are almost completely obscured by hair, they need a trim. Judging from photos for the last few weeks, these are either new or fake – either way, your hairstylist isn’t doing you any favors by ensuring that half your face is completely covered.
The outfit otherwise is just not that interesting and kind of awkward and childish looking. I still hope that one day you will be more than just another young actress among many…but I think …read more

Christina Aguilera’s Bangs Are Strange

April 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Christina Aguilera’s Bangs Are Strange

You know, if anyone could make this work…Christina Aguilera probably stood the best chance. The shoes are amazing, the lips divine and I have never loved platinum blonde as much on anyone other than darling Christina. Indeed, the curls are fantastic. But the bangs…I just don’t understand the bangs.
Too short, uneven and not doing anything to complement her face, these bangs are a menace to all things Aguilera. Grow them out immediately and let’s never talk about them again.
Now onto what she is wearing…
As I said, I am absolutely and completely head over heels for these shoes. Even the …read more

Brittany Snow Looks Fabulous In Green

April 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Brittany Snow Looks Fabulous In Green

Brittany Snow, this is a fine look on you. I very much approve of the simple shape accessories and effort you have put into your makeup. This is an excellent example of how to work a bold color that has been carefully chosen to complement your features – and still look like it took absolutely no time at all. It helps that the green is set off by a bright background, but there are plenty of people who would end up looking strange in a shade that carefully walks the line between kelly and emerald greens.
I do think a simple …read more

Taryn Manning’s Precious Rebellion

April 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Taryn Manning’s Precious Rebellion

It is nice to see little Taryn Manning out and about again, seen here at The LG “Rumorous Night” Launch Party in West Hollywood. In some ways I’ve missed her. Apparently not for her sense of style, however.
Putting aside the awkward and completely generic headband/peace sign combination, I just have to wonder why a dress made for a garden party has been combined with a leather jacket and sexy-but-not-quite-right-here shoes. Are you trying to go hippy-chic? Rocker? Innocent? Vamp?
There are elements of each found in this ensemble…but none are quite working on Taryn. Maybe if she pulled it all apart …read more

Blue Pants Are Eating Jaime King’s Legs

March 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Blue Pants Are Eating Jaime King’s Legs

Newsflash!! Giant ridiculous blue pants are on the loose in Los Angeles and are targeting the legs of actresses and models across the city…!!!
Oh…not really.
Jaime King has just decided that wide leg pants aren’t wide enough and would  prefer we all forget she is a pretty young actress by ensuring her bottom half looks as large as possible without actually donning a fat suit.
If this is a revolt against skinny jeans, well I applaud you, Jaime…albeit quietly. Total agreement here that unforgiving denim should no longer be suctioned to legs (fit or flabby as they may be), and there are …read more

Paris and Kathy Bond On Robertson Blvd

March 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Comedians, Socialites

Paris and Kathy Bond On Robertson Blvd

If the term paparazzi junkie was ever defined in the dictionary…the names Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin would certainly come to mind. Though their talent might be debatable, both women have set the bar for ridiculously stupid (but lucrative) reality TV opportunities. And here they are, yet again posing in front of the cameras outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles.
Dear lord, is Kathy carrying a purse with Paris Hilton’s face on it?
And why are you still torturing me with those metal headbands, Paris? I’m not even going to get into all that’s wrong with Kathy’s outfit because …read more


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