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Friday, November 27th, 2009

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Amy Adams at the LA Julie & Julia Premiere

August 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Amy Adams at the LA Julie & Julia Premiere

I have mixed feelings about Amy Adams on the red carpet for the Los Angeles premiere of “Julie & Julia”. On the one hand, her dress is a lovely shade and texture, with a fascinating left sleeve fit for any A-list celebrity. The teardrop earrings are equally as divine, as are the simple accessories on her wrist.
But my main concern is how plain she looks, particularly because whatever was started with her hair looks half finished and sloppy at best. Either some gentle waves or sleek and straight would have worked – but the sloppy locks she ended up with …read more

Mischa Barton Still Looks Drunk And Bloated

June 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Mischa Barton Still Looks Drunk And Bloated

Is anyone else nervous for the daschund puppies Mischa Barton is holding at the Harrods Summer Sale?
It seems like the only way we’re ever going to see the old Mischa Barton who we used to love (okay, that might be overstating the truth…let’s call it a “civil non-hate”) is if black eyeliner and booze are removed from her life. Those puffy cheeks, that greasy skin – the eyeliner that is already starting to smudge and this is just the start of what I’m sure was a mess evening.
I do want to point out how much I love the cocktail ring …read more

Lucy Liu Wears A Dress Made From Popcorn

June 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Lucy Liu Wears A Dress Made From Popcorn

The more I giggled at the fact that Lucy Liu’s dress for Persol “Incognito Design” Exhibition Opening At The Whitney Museum looks like it was covered in whipped cream, airpopped popcorn or cream cheese…the more I kind of started to like it. Just a little bit.
The embellishment may be a tad over the top, but she’s carrying it off nicely…well, putting aside the strange flap of hair that’s way too long to be bangs but somehow escaped from her ponytail and is hanging next to her face. A messy choice for an otherwise sophisticated look.
One thing I do wish she …read more

Peaches Geldof: You Little Nymph, You

June 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Socialites

Peaches Geldof: You Little Nymph, You

Even though famous socialites might in fact be the most obnoxious breed of non-celebrity, one thing is certain – dowdy divorcee Peaches Geldof is the worst of them all.
Here she is posing at the UK premiere of ‘Bruno’ held at the Empire Leicester Square. You can spot her supposed new girlfriend behind her left shoulder – should be easy to pick out considering they’re wearing nearly identical outfits. Honey, please. I can’t imagine wearing matching bedsheets and tissue crowns is going to make everything okay while you navigate your odd little world of spoiled bordom.
Everything about this screams “Pay attention …read more


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