Shiny, Happy Hilary
Whoa, now. Is Miss Hilary Duff getting a bit edgy for her britches, or is it just moi? Girlfriend be looking metallic today. As in, taking the metallic trend a bit over the edge. Quite a bit.
But yanno, I’m thinking she may be competing in a Tough Girl contest here or something. The super-shiny short jumpsuit, the weight-lifting gloves, the back-support belt, the wild and crazy curls – yeah, those all scream “Competition” to me. I’m just wondering what kind of view the fine folks behind her will be getting when she bends over to lift her curl …read more

Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad Wig Day!
It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see Amy Winehouse, below).
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan. The other day, she was looking awesome with her long, straight blond hair. Today, she’s got a matty, nasty brunette thing going on. This sucker is so bad, it had to come from the Dollar Daze clearance bin. Gah! Is she getting shopping tips from Brit or what?
Furthermore, all that high-end shopping LiLo’s been …read more

I Say “No, no, no!”
This is one of those pix that makes my snarky self salivate to the point of near dehydration. Seriously. It’s just packed full of opportunities to shred. God Bless you, Amy Winehouse.
So, yes, she’s blond. For a couple weeks now. And I still hate it. Maybe now more than ever. The first time I saw it was good for a soul-cleansing laugh. But as time wore on and I realized this wretched look is not just for temporary shock value, but is here to stay, I started to become more and more annoyed by it. It’s …read more

Kim Cattrall in Mushroom Top Ready-to-Wear
Now, did Kim Cattrall not head my snarky advice from the other day, or what? I can’t decide what’s worse – her catastrophic look in the other photo, or the fact that she’s wearing some poor garden gnome’s mushroom house on top of her head in this one.
Seriously, does this chick have any sort of a clue when it comes to beachwear?
Damn!
I assume this is supposed to be a hat, and I’m all for covering up on the beach if you’re all into saving your skin and what not, but really. Is a hat this …read more

Not Sexy Nor City
Well now here’s beach attire you don’t see every day – thank Gawd! Kim Cattrall is looking about as far from “Sexy” and “City” as one chick can get. The problem here is that I cannot decide which I hate most:

The super high-waisted Granny briefs
The saggy Girls
The long-ass white coat
The Uggs
The turquoise shades

The worst part? Evidently this pic was taken while Kim was doing a photo shoot, which leads me to wonder what in the hell kind of publication would think this is an attractive suit on this woman? Gah! I’m all for older chicks rocking out …read more

My Eyes! My Eyes!
Looks like Paris Hilton wasn’t kidding when she sang that dandy of a single Stars Are Blind (which, ahem, I might have downloaded off of iTunes, cough cough. Must’ve been drunk).
Not sure if her stylist took the day off or if P. Hil was feeling a little feisty or what, but I find it hard to believe that any person gifted with sight would actually venture out into the great, wide paparazzi-laden world wearing something this hideous. I mean, the chick is sporting at least four different patterns here…and we can’t even see her shoes. This …read more

Juno’s Ellen Page
Oh Lordy. With every new break-through star comes new opportunities for Fashion F***-Ups.
Case in point: Ellen Page. This is one mega-talented chick with one helluva promising movie in her back pocket (that would be Juno, for those of you just emerging from your rock). But for some reason, she couldn’t find it within herself to make an effort fashion-wise. I want to like you, Ellen, but this pic is so not giving me a good reason to. So until you prove yourself worthy of the Snarkstress Seal of Approval, I must take the opportunity to shred you. And …read more

Drew Barrymore

Diane Kruger

Jennifer Connelly
It’s no secret how my pal Dexie over at Style It Less feels about leggings. But moi, I kept my options open, wavering between “This look is godawful” and “Meh, I suppose I can deal”. But now that I am repeatedly accosted with photos of perfectly good cocktail dresses becoming ruined by an unfortunate pairing with leggings, I have to weigh in and say “This look has gotsta go!”
Here’s why:

Anything that cuts off the line of your stems is a bad, bad thing. This includes gladiator sandals, squared-off toe boxes, severe ankle straps, etc.
Leggings are a …read more

Whoa, Hollywood Trend Alert!
If Mariah Carey and Jennifer Hudson have anything to say about things, it looks like White and Tight is the name of the game in the Big H.
Yanno, I guess I’m ambivalent regarding this trend. Call me an old fashioned gal, but in my flawless mind, white still has its place…in summer. Cold months should be all about winter whites and shades of cream, not this pure, freshly-driven snow hue.
Now as for tight, well, sure I love the boldness of these curvalicious honeys as much as the next fashionista, but somewhere you gotsta draw the line. …read more

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is despicable. I feel like I’m watching some wretched Dick Tracy movie unfold in front of my eyes, only in this version, the heroine’s round mounds are tanned beyond insanity and her face is so droid-like pointy and over-the-top made-up that it’s scaring little children away. …read more