Shenae Grimes Not 90210-Worthy
October 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, TV Shows
Oh poor Shenae Grimes. Her character Annie on the new 90210 has been struggling socially this season with a creepy boyfriend, bad clothes, greasy hair, and no friends. She’s barely even on the show anymore since no one likes her. We all love to see the rest of the 90210 girlies out and about looking gorgeous, so I just feel like Shenae Grimes needs to take it up a notch or risk becoming Annie in real life. No one likes her on the show, and she is completely uninteresting in real life.
Here she is picking up a cake in West …read more
Taylor Momsen in Shortest Skirt Ever
September 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Sometimes I find the wardrobe staff for Gossip Girl just utterly confusing. Most of the time they are geniuses and are able to outfit Blaire and Serena in amazing designer pieces that are edgy, unique, and trendsetting…and other times they are just completely offensive with their display of scantily clad high school girls (yes I’m partially referring to Serena’s cleavage that was front and center for the second half of last season)!
Here is Taylor Momsen filming an episode of Gossip Girl wearing a completely inappropriate outfit. Do I need to remind you that this sexy blonde strutting down the street …read more
Oh Mischa…Maybe I Spoke Too Soon.
August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
For some reason, every time I look at this photo of Mischa Barton, snapped in between takes while on the set of the Beautiful Life filming at the New York Supreme Court building, the R.E.M. song “Everybody Hurts” pops into my head. Indeed, after surprising all of us by looking like a normal twenty something last week, this is a step back into the sad, forlorn Mischa we had hoped was gone forever.
Darling, you’re wearing a gold dress that probably cost a small fortune – don’t you think you should be pleased with how life has turned out? What’s missing? …read more
What’s Up With Hello Kitty, AnnaLynne?
July 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Though it’s very sweet AnnaLynne McCord’s kid sister gave her an oversize Hello Kitty backpack for her birthday…it seems a bit unnecessary to actually wear it around while you’re clubhopping, right?
Apparently not, since 22 year old AnnaLynne was photographed arriving at STK and Coco de Ville in West Hollywood with the cat bag prominently on display.
Do you think…her sister actually wanted the Hello Kitty bag for herself…OR…AnnaLynne is a die hard Hello Kitty fan?
Well…
After watching this video from X17 (taken later as Hello Kitty continued her wild night out over at Katusya), it feels a bit more like a lame …read more
Lets Call It A Truce, Taylor Momsen
June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Alright, Taylor Momsen. It’s clear we’re never going to see eye to eye on a few things. Like combing your hair. But I have to admit that this little dress/boots ensemble you have going on here is kind of cute…partially because you actually look comfortable in your skin and a little more self assured about this style aesthetic.
Where last year it seemed as though you were taking on this new look to make do with Jenny Humphrey’s hair and maximize your new found celebrity status, now I think you are finding a happy balance between grungy makeup and hipster-glam outfits …read more
Mischa Barton Still Looks Drunk And Bloated
June 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Is anyone else nervous for the daschund puppies Mischa Barton is holding at the Harrods Summer Sale?
It seems like the only way we’re ever going to see the old Mischa Barton who we used to love (okay, that might be overstating the truth…let’s call it a “civil non-hate”) is if black eyeliner and booze are removed from her life. Those puffy cheeks, that greasy skin – the eyeliner that is already starting to smudge and this is just the start of what I’m sure was a mess evening.
I do want to point out how much I love the cocktail ring …read more
Mischa Barton Looks Worse For Wear
June 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
You’ve got to be kidding me, Mischa.
Were you that eager to leave Bungalow 8 that there was no time to stop by the bathroom for a quick makeup check? Are those shoes actually studded?
And did you steal that cheap looking bowler hat from a tricker treater last Halloween?
These are the questions running through my mind while I contemplate how much longer it’s going to take before you (a) clean yourself up and come to grips with the fact that the O.C. was your peak (b) sink even lower, disappearing for a few years then reappearing on a celebrity rehab show.
Either …read more
Ashley Greene’s Jacket Is A Poor Fit
June 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I really and truly would like to love this outfit Ashley Greene is wearing to a Twilight fan party at Berlin E-Week (yes, they have an E-week…who knew?). Given how truly unsavvy her castmate Kristin Stewart is when it comes to fashion, it would please me greatly to award Ashley with the “more stylish than a girl who wears Converse Allstars on the red carpet” award. It should be in the bag…right?
But unfortunately, while Ashley has made good choices when picking each element for this ensemble, her jacket is a sad no-no because of a little thing called fit. Maybe …read more
Leighton Meester Goes Overboard With Bronze
April 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Has Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester found a professional stylist/tanning mist expert to somehow create a look that only contains similar shades of bronze?
Why aren’t any colors incorporated into this? From her skin to her shoes, dress and hair, Leighton is almost completely one color. If she were laying in the sand, you might trip over her.
The dress is pretty cute – and the shoes could be fabulous with a pair of skinny jeans and a colorful top – but here there is nothing to set them off and make them pop. They are just nude shoes. Nude shoes with tan …read more
Mischa Barton Bored With Herbal Essences
April 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If you are a young celebutarte who hasn’t had decent work in a while and really should be thankful for any gig you can land…
Would you sit around a photoshoot with this look on your face?
Certainly Mischa Barton must have learned something in her time partying with the rest of young Hollywood…but something must not have included, gracious behavior and a genuine unposed smile while repping a product like Herbal Essences.
But enough about her attitude. Let’s talk about the ensemble.
Does her stylist hate her? Maybe Mischa slept with her boyfriend. Does a PR rep for Herbal Essences secretly hate The …read more






