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Taylor Momsen’s Revealing Sweet 16 Party

July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Oh dear. This is certainly a far cry from the Taylor Momsen I called a truce with a mere month ago. Celebrating – and performing at – her sweet 16th birthday party at the Hiro Ballroom, Taylor looks like a bloated younger version of Courtney Love. What likely started as beautiful makeup similar to how she looked for March’s Carerra Vintage Sunglasses Launch is practically dripping onto her cheeks at this point.

And sweetie, you are SIXTEEN. Wearing a nightie to your party is considered to be trashy at best.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

But lets see what the little lady looks on stage. Maybe that’s where this whole ensemble really shines.

Oh right, yeah. This is better.

Taylor, I hope for your sake that this isn’t a sign that you’re headed down the same path of one particular lady who’s name starts with M and ends with isha Barton.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

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