The Best (Un)Dressed of the Year: David Beckham
June 19, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Designers, Fashion Hit
There is not much I need to say here about the new David Beckham Emporio Armani underwear ads, dahlings, except…
*sigh*
And maybe…
*drool*
And perhaps…
*adultery*
Okay, that is all. Enjoy.
Images: Newscom
Much as I hope its really real and would love to see it, it just looks fake. Enhanced, stuffed, trying and not hung. Styrofoam anyone?
AND as my most Idolized michaelK@dlisted says, imagine that Minnie Mouse voice moaning during sexy-times. Moodkiller!!
It is not just what is in the package, it is the whole thing! Droolworthy!!!
Wow, he does look good here but the one picture where his hands are cut off by the pieces of wood look strange. And is he our Angelelina Jolie? Too perfect? I’m not on that bandwagon either. Thanks for the momentary lust on a already hot afternoon.
Matt, love, you need to forget about the realities of what might be in that package and just go with the whole fantasy aspect of it. From the outside, it looks goooood, and that’s where I choose to focus my lusty attention.
And the moaning? Well, you got a point there, unfortunately. *shudder*
Hell yeah, Teri dahling. Now that’s the kind of attitude I’m talking about. That is one book I’d love to judge by its cover. *swoon*
Oh Cybele, love, don’t even get me started on Skankgelina. Blech.
As for Becks, yeah, he’s perfect to the point of fake, but yanno what? He’s fun to look at. And sometimes that’s just good enough for this snarky babe.
Thanks for stopping, dahling. *mwah*