…But This Red Gown is Not
February 5, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Awards Shows, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Heidi Klum, Models
There’s no denying Girl looks good in red, but the cut of Heidi Klum’s dress baffles me. It’s asymmetrical, fine, I get it. But the buttons on this thing make it look like a junior highschooler’s Home Ec project gone bad. Project Runway, my ass. How ’bout Project Hack Job instead.
Heidi, dahling, stick to your sexy ways from the ‘07 Emmy’s. That’s the way we love you, presh, just remember that.


















I.. think I can see the… theory… of this piece. But, it moreso looks like a 4th grader got dressed in the dark.
xoxo.