Feast Your Eyes on Robert Pattison
November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Twilight saga
Here you go, ladies…currently the hottest man in the world: the much lusted after Robert Pattison!!! Well, unfortunately for all of you die hard Twilight fans out there, I’m going to have to admit that I’m just not feelin’ this guy. He’s supposed to be super dreamy Edward, but somehow he just looks kind of dorky and scruffy. Am I crazy??? Does anyone else totally not get the obsession with Robert Pattison???
Well, even though I’m not a Team Edward girl I do love the Twilight saga so enjoy your pic of Edward at the premiere of the second movie in …read more
James Franco Doesn’t Clean Up Well
November 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, The Red Carpet
Of all of the beautiful and fashionably dressed people at the MOCA New 30th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles last night, I had to find the one celebrity who just didn’t pull it together for the red carpet. I am usually a huge James Franco fan…such a cutie in the Batman movies! But yuck… what happened?? I would usually be jealous of the babe on his arm, but in this situation I actually feel sorry for her. He looks dreadful!
James Franco walked the red carpet desperately in need of a haircut, a better suit, and some sunshine. He looks like …read more
The Beautiful Twilight People
November 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Actresses, The Red Carpet, Twilight saga
So here you go…a picture of the three most obsessed-over young people in the world right now. Do they disappoint? Or do they live up to their hype? Beautiful Twilight stars Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner popped up for a photo up in Madrid to promote New Moon. You’ve gotta admit that they are miiiiighty pretty. Ugh I think I have become obsessed…I tried to resist, but it’s so easy to fall into the trap! These kids are everywhere! I will probably be one of those crazy fans standing in line to see the movie on its first …read more
Mark Wahlberg is a Hot Dad
November 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors
I guess I forgot that Mark Wahlberg is kind of a family man. He’s always so tough and muscley and full of rugged street attitude in his movie roles, but I forget that he might be just a regular ole Papa when he’s not playing his pigeon-holed role.
Here is he is having breakfast at the Four Seasons with two kids and a wife with a baby on the way. Somehow he manages to look tough and sexy even though he is wearing a pink shirt, cell phone ear piece, and a cell phone clipped to his belt, and while holding …read more
I Liked the Pre-Mariah Nick Cannon Better
November 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Costumes, Singers
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are still one of the most bizarre couples in Hollywood. When the news first came out about their whirlwind marriage I was completely obsessed and thought it would last for maybe a few weeks…but it looks like they’re still together! Crazy!
Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous! Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion. But Nick used to be such a confident cutie! Back in his Drumline days …read more
Not Impressed With Andy Samberg’s GF
October 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, couples
Andy Samberg is definitely at the top of his game right now with his whole hilarious hottie thing goin’ on. I’m not sure how long this romance has been in the works, but he was recently spotted strolling in the West Village with girlfriend musician Joanna Newsom. Maybe I am just expecting too much from this SNL Dick in a Box genius, but is anyone else disappointed in his other half??
Andy can pretty much wear whatever he wants since his whole image is about just being the regular funny guy who just happens to be famous and cute. But I …read more
Rachel and Hayden Looking Less Cute
October 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Actresses
When I first heard that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson were dating in real life (yes, I was one of the few people who actually watched them date onscreen in Jumper) I was super excited. When I found out that they were actually getting married in real life!?? Super duper excited!! Ok not as excited as I would have been if it was Adam Brody, but Hayden is a good second best. Two tiny little cuties!!
Rachel Bilson is one of my fashion icons so I follow her every outfit. She is one of those girls who has a complete and …read more
Adrian Grenier Looking Cheesy & Furry
September 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors
We all know that on Entourage Vince Chase is the hottest of the hot in Hollywood and everyone drools as he struts down the street. But in real life, I’m not sure that Adrian Grenier lives up to his character.
Here is Adrian in Munich presenting the 5th season of Entourage with TV presenter Jessica Kastrop (never heard of her) looking absolutely ridiculous. I feel like I found some old pictures that I could use to blackmail him because they are so stupid, but evidently these have been openly released to the public. I want to meet the person who geniusly …read more
Jamie-Lynn and Turtle Cutest Couple Alert
September 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Actresses, The Red Carpet, couples
If you are an Entourage fan then you will be as happy as I am to see Jamie- Lynn Sigler and the guy who plays Turtle are actually dating in real life! Is it crazy how much art imitates life in this situation? I really had no idea what the actor who plays Turtle’s real name was (it’s Jerry Ferrara in case you were wondering) and had to look it up just now. In Entourage everyone refers to him as “Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s boyfriend” and even though he is recognizably famous from the show, I’m guessing that, like me, most people …read more
Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair
July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors
Adrian, darling. Seriously?
Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?
I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.
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