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Sunday, November 8th, 2009

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I Liked the Pre-Mariah Nick Cannon Better

November 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Costumes, Singers

I Liked the Pre-Mariah Nick Cannon Better

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are still one of the most bizarre couples in Hollywood.  When the news first came out about their whirlwind marriage I was completely obsessed and thought it would last for maybe a few weeks…but it looks like they’re still together!  Crazy!
Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous!  Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion.  But Nick used to be such a confident cutie!  Back in his Drumline days …read more

Not Impressed With Andy Samberg’s GF

October 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, couples

Not Impressed With Andy Samberg’s GF

Andy Samberg is definitely at the top of his game right now with his whole hilarious hottie thing goin’ on.  I’m not sure how long this romance has been in the works, but he was recently spotted strolling in the West Village with girlfriend musician Joanna Newsom.  Maybe I am just expecting too much from this SNL Dick in a Box genius, but is anyone else disappointed in his other half??
Andy can pretty much wear whatever he wants since his whole image is about just being the regular funny guy who just happens to be famous and cute.  But I …read more

Rachel and Hayden Looking Less Cute

October 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Actresses

Rachel and Hayden Looking Less Cute

When I first heard that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson were dating in real life (yes, I was one of the few people who actually watched them date onscreen in Jumper) I was super excited.  When I found out that they were actually getting married in real life!??  Super duper excited!!  Ok not as excited as I would have been if it was Adam Brody, but Hayden is a good second best.  Two tiny little cuties!!
Rachel Bilson is one of my fashion icons so I follow her every outfit.  She is one of those girls who has a complete and …read more

Adrian Grenier Looking Cheesy & Furry

September 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

Adrian Grenier Looking Cheesy & Furry

We all know that on Entourage Vince Chase is the hottest of the hot in Hollywood and everyone drools as he struts down the street.  But in real life, I’m not sure that Adrian Grenier lives up to his character.
Here is Adrian in Munich presenting the 5th season of Entourage with TV presenter Jessica Kastrop (never heard of her) looking absolutely ridiculous.  I feel like I found some old pictures that I could use to blackmail him because they are so stupid, but evidently these have been openly released to the public.  I want to meet the person who geniusly …read more

Jamie-Lynn and Turtle Cutest Couple Alert

September 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Actresses, The Red Carpet, couples

Jamie-Lynn and Turtle Cutest Couple Alert

If you are an Entourage fan then you will be as happy as I am to see Jamie- Lynn Sigler and the guy who plays Turtle are actually dating in real life!  Is it crazy how much art imitates life in this situation?  I really had no idea what the actor who plays Turtle’s real name was (it’s Jerry Ferrara in case you were wondering) and had to look it up just now.  In Entourage everyone refers to him as “Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s boyfriend” and even though he is recognizably famous from the show, I’m guessing that, like me, most people …read more

Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair

July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair

Adrian, darling. Seriously?
Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?
I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.
Next …read more

Is Robert Downey Jr. On Safari In LA?

June 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

Is Robert Downey Jr. On Safari In LA?

I would typically consider Robert Downey Jr. to be one of the more stylish men in Hollywood. Not the kind of stylish that took a team of ten and a hundred grand to create – no, I have this idea in my mind that he just happens to have a closet full of classic items that aren’t too trendy and always look good.
Oh, and of course his facial hair naturally creates that pattern too.
But, I appear to be wrong about all things Downey Jr., if this photo of a date with his wife at Madeo restaurant in Beverly Hills is …read more

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr On The Town

June 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Actresses

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr On The Town

Aren’t these two such a lovely pair? It is nice to see a Gossip Girl couple sauntering around town in style. Yes, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are prime examples of how to look stylish but not too trendy -his casual black shirt, her pretty little Ash & Dans brooch headband perched up on her brow…it’s just so nice to see.
That is, until I noticed one glaring misstep in Miss Szohr’s decisions.
Harem pants? Come on, Jessica…really? Harem pants? There are so many different ways you could have approached this ensemble, but you had to go with a horribly unflattering trend …read more

Who’s The Homeless Guy Behind Blake Lively?

June 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Actresses

Who’s The Homeless Guy Behind Blake Lively?

Oh. It’s her boyfriend. Continuing to look like he just crawled out of a sewer. While Blake Lively is doing the rounds in front of the cameras at the Fort Lauderdale opening of the W hotel, Penn Badgley looks lost. And a disheveled. Maybe even a little bit like Pig Pen.
Darling, if you can’t take a shower, run a comb through your hair and at least trim up that beard a bit, you should just stay home. There will always be other hotel openings.

Peter Facinelli Should Know Aqua Is A No-No

June 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

Peter Facinelli Should Know Aqua Is A No-No

Peter Facinelli has been out promoting his new Showtime drama ‘Nurse Jackie’. It would appear part of this publicity tour is meant for us to forget that Peter at one time was a rather dashing young man.
Here is Peter posing before going onto ‘Good Day New York’ – looking kind of puffy and very bright in his aqua windbreaker. Hair billowing like it’s windy (come on, we all know there is an entire cup of gel that’s in place to hold that hair up), jeans tight but-not-too-tight, Peter looks more like the Dad you might see near the soccer field …read more

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