Well, even though I’m not a Team Edward girl I do love the Twilight saga so enjoy your pic of Edward at the premiere of the second movie in the series, New Moon.

I think it’s the expression on his face that continues to bug me…I know he’s going for the chill guy look, but it just makes him look goofy.

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James Franco walked the red carpet desperately in need of a haircut, a better suit, and some sunshine.  He looks like he just dragged himself up off the couch after a night of partying and didn’t bother to shower or drink coffee before heading out the door.  His skin is pale, his hair is greasy and disheveled, and the even the suit was a bad choice.

If this young man wants to have a respectable future in Hollywood, he’s going to need to clean up his act.  Or at least clean up his hair.

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So what do you think?  Gorgeous and perfect or over-rated??  I am a big Team Jacob girl, so I have to admit that I gush over Taylor Lautner’s smoldering eyes like every pre-teen girl…but I am a little underwhelmed by Pattison.  Isn’t he a bit goofy?  Sometimes I rag on Kristen Stewart, but the girl is undeniably beautiful and definitely cleans up well.  I just wish she would get rid of that mullet.

So there ya go…enjoy, you psycho Twilight fans (myself included).

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Here is he is having breakfast at the Four Seasons with two kids and a wife with a baby on the way.  Somehow he manages to look tough and sexy even though he is wearing a pink shirt, cell phone ear piece, and a cell phone clipped to his belt, and while holding a cutey baby with a diaper hanging out.  Usually these accessories and wardrobe decisions are a little hard to pull off and still look tough, but somehow Marky Mark manages.

Am I crazy?  Or does he still look kind of hot??

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Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous!  Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion.  But Nick used to be such a confident cutie!  Back in his Drumline days I was totally drooling, and now he just seems like a sad little puppy dog who is just along for the ride and still has no idea how he snagged this cougar.

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Andy can pretty much wear whatever he wants since his whole image is about just being the regular funny guy who just happens to be famous and cute.  But I am really not liking the leprechaun look that Joanna is sporting.  I would cut her some slack and write off this outfit as one picked by an artist who doesn’t care about mainstream fashion, but the Chanel chain bag and over-the-knee boots definitely don’t allow me to do that.  I am soooo hating the nautical striped turtleneck babydoll paired with the reversible green wool blanket/coat.  And is that just the worst color of Chanel bag ever?  I hope it was on sale.

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Rachel Bilson is one of my fashion icons so I follow her every outfit.  She is one of those girls who has a complete and perfect ensemble even when she is out cleaning up after her dog.  But what have we here???  Rachel and Hayden looking less than cute!  Are those really ugg-lies on her feet???  I thought she only wore ballet flats or designer heels!

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Rachel dropped her husband-to-be off at LAX and stopped to fill up her Prius with gas.  The Uggs and hoodie suddenly make her seem normal and less superpower fashion icon-y.  This is what Britney would wear.

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And Hayden looks waaaaay less than cute with his dorky John Deere baseball cap and grey open cardie with matching scarf.  Suddenly they seem way too normal and I am not liking it.  Get back to being perfect please…

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Here is Adrian in Munich presenting the 5th season of Entourage with TV presenter Jessica Kastrop (never heard of her) looking absolutely ridiculous.  I feel like I found some old pictures that I could use to blackmail him because they are so stupid, but evidently these have been openly released to the public.  I want to meet the person who geniusly said, “You know what would be seriously hot with three gorgeous blondes and Vinny Chase?  Pretending to bite a big cookie!”

And I know the big hair is just part of his look, but he’s starting to look like a Golden Girl with that huge teased bouffant on his head.  Get a haircut!

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But the good news is that they are super duper cute on the red carpet for the Primetime Emmys!  Jamie-Lynn looks stunning in her Donna Karan gold knit halter gown that shows off her beautiful curves and golden skin.  The smoky eyes, perfect eyebrows, tousled updo, and sparkly bangles are all super fabulous.  And look how cute Turtle…oops, I mean Jerry Ferrari? is with his clean-cut look with glasses and a simple black suit.  Super duper cutey.

Oh I love it when my favorite shows transform into reality shows right before my eyes!  Jamie-Lynn and Turtle are going on my Cutest Couple and Best Dressed Lists for sure!

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Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?

I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.

Next time, at the very least, please put a shirt on. Pants that aren’t tapered might also be a nice touch.

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