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Friday, November 20th, 2009

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Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Twilight saga

Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

While I continue to be underwhelmed by Robert Pattison and his goofy facial expressions, Kristen Stewart is slowly moving up on my list of young stars.  When she’s running around in sweats and sneakers she looks like a regular old girl, but I do have to admit that when she cleans up she is impressively gorgeous.
She showed up to the New Moon screening in New York in a short moss green ruffled dress and platform peep toe heels.  I can’t say that the color is the best choice for her, but her skin is sooo gorgeous!!!  Ladies, pale skin is …read more

The Beautiful Twilight People

The Beautiful Twilight People

So here you go…a picture of the three most obsessed-over young people in the world right now.  Do they disappoint?  Or do they live up to their hype?  Beautiful Twilight stars Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner popped up for a photo up in Madrid to promote New Moon.  You’ve gotta admit that they are miiiiighty pretty.  Ugh I think I have become obsessed…I tried to resist, but it’s so easy to fall into the trap!  These kids are everywhere!  I will probably be one of those crazy fans standing in line to see the movie on its first …read more

Justin and Jessica Look Bored

November 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Jessica Biel, Singers, couples

Justin and Jessica Look Bored

When you hear that couples are on the rocks and then you see them out in public holding hands, it is usually not a good sign.  The hand holding is just tooooo obvious and it makes it seem like they’re trying too hard!  At first I saw this photo of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way to watch Jay-Z perform live at Pauley Pavilion in LA and thought “Oh cute!  They are back together!”  But then I looked a little closer…and they look like the most miserable (yet still beautiful) couple ever!!!
Their outfits look chic and perfectly accessorized …read more

Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

Designer dress…gorgeous.  Charlize Theron…gorgeous.  Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous.
I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.
I …read more

Sienna and Her Little Dog Too

October 31, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Sienna and Her Little Dog Too

In complete contrast to Kristen Stewart, Sienna Miller is one of those celebrity fashionistas who always looks amazing!!  Every outfit is completely perfectly styled as if she has planned out every little detail…but since she’s Sienna, she probably just threw it on and ran out the door.  Can I be more jealous????
Ugh and how CUTE is that little Toto-esque terrier??  I love this walking-the-dog outfit that she was wearing while walking Bess in the West Village…I really want to labor over every single Sienna styling decision.  She’s got the peacoat with one button buttoned and the popped collar, ankle-length grey …read more

Is Kristen Stewart Too Plain?

October 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Is Kristen Stewart Too Plain?

I am really stumped on Twilight’s leading lady Kristen Stewart.  If you love the Twilight saga then you are supposed to love Kristen Stewart, aka Bella…but for some reason I just can’t decide how I feel about her.
On one hand, she’s super awkward, quirky, and unaffected by Hollywood glam…which is kind of endearing.  But on the other hand, we are supposed to buy that both vampire and werewolf hotties are fighting over her AND that she’s dating real-life hottie Robert Pattison in real life…which kind of makes me want more from her.  Doesn’t she seem a little too plain for …read more

Taylor and Selena Looking Pretty & Polished

October 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Taylor and Selena Looking Pretty & Polished

I wish all of young Hollywood could take style tips from these beautiful young ladies!  Best buds Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez spent an evening enjoying an Italian dinner together at Maggiano’s and then went for a frozen yogurt stop for dessert.  Can you get any more sweet and adorable???  Maybe I have missed the story about how these ladies hang out with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and are seen stumbling out of cars wasted with strange men and their panties showing…but I’m pretty sure that they really are just THIS CUTE.
I looooove the patterned tights!!  Selena looks great …read more

Lindsay Lohan Still Looking Sad and Old

October 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Still Looking Sad and Old

Help!!  I’m addicted to posting terrible pictures of Lindsay Lohan!!!  I tell myself, let the girl slide this time…she’s probably just hungover and you shouldn’t slam her everytime she looks sad and haggard.  But I just can’t help myself!
So….here she is again…the infamous young escapee from rehab on her way to the red carpet at the Rock the Casbah Gala in Hollywood.  What is the deal with her hair???  I’m wondering if she hangs out with Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta because it definitely looks like she’s wearing an old ratty wig.  Hmm…as I investigate closer it looks …read more

Michelle Williams is a Brooklyn Hipster

October 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Michelle Williams is a Brooklyn Hipster

Evidently for Michelle Williams, Brooklyn is not just an address.  She was spotted walking home in the rain from a Brooklyn cafe with daughter Matilda Ledger looking like a serious hipster Brooklynite!  I think of her as the glamorous fashion icon that she is on the red carpet and the cover of Vogue, so I really don’t think that I would have recognized her in a beanie and tortoise-shell circular frame glasses.
The good news is that she completely pulls it off!  The hipster look really works for her with her camel toggle coat, opaque tights, and casual flat ankle boots.  …read more

Jamie Lee Curtis Resurfaces as a Flower

October 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, The Red Carpet

Jamie Lee Curtis Resurfaces as a Flower

The good news is that this is a costume.  The bad news is that I’m not exactly sure what it is.  I haven’t seen Jamie Lee Curtis since Lindsay Lohan was still acting and cute back in the re-make of classic trading places movie Freaky Friday…which I LOVED btw and wish that Lindsay could have lived up to her potential from that movie.  Oh well.
Anyways, Jamie Lee re-surfaced in Hollywood at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween fundraising event in Los Angeles wearing a nude-colored long-sleeved floorlength slip with ugly fake flowers attached.  I’m thinking that maybe she’s supposed to appear …read more

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