The jeans look like ACTUAL boyfriend jeans with the saggy size and tattered holes.  There are jeans that come oversized and broken in and they definitely don’t look like this!  The jacket has a weird dot pattern that doesn’t actually resemble any real animal and the sleeves are an odd length that just look ill-fitting on her.  And the shoes???  Ugh the shoes are the worst.  I don’t know anyone who should wear those shoes!

Amanda, please hire a stylist ASAP!!!

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But what about the really cute celebrity mommies who look super happy and super real???  My Cutest Mom Award has to go to Jennifer Garner.  Look at this woman!  She looks incredibly NORMAL…like I really don’t think that I would recognize her on the street except that she would have tons of paparazzi following her around.  Her jeans are way too big (and they’re totally NOT skinny!), she has ugly athletic shoes on (such a fashion don’t!), but she has the biggest happy smile on her face!!!  Violet Affleck and Jennifer Garner are quite a pair.

Today I decided to be extra nice and just appreciate a happy mom and daughter who don’t happen to be the stylish people in the world.

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She showed up to the New Moon screening in New York in a short moss green ruffled dress and platform peep toe heels.  I can’t say that the color is the best choice for her, but her skin is sooo gorgeous!!!  Ladies, pale skin is in so you better start slathering on your sunscreen when you go on vacay this winter!  I’m not really feeling the slicked-back ‘do, but the short hair probably doesn’t give her too man options.  Am I making excuses for her now?  I didn’t even used to like her!!!

Let’s hope she starts to incorporate her good taste in red carpet fashion into her everyday look…

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So what do you think?  Gorgeous and perfect or over-rated??  I am a big Team Jacob girl, so I have to admit that I gush over Taylor Lautner’s smoldering eyes like every pre-teen girl…but I am a little underwhelmed by Pattison.  Isn’t he a bit goofy?  Sometimes I rag on Kristen Stewart, but the girl is undeniably beautiful and definitely cleans up well.  I just wish she would get rid of that mullet.

So there ya go…enjoy, you psycho Twilight fans (myself included).

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Their outfits look chic and perfectly accessorized with matching hats, jackets, and jewelry…but do they care more about their fashion than each other?  Besides the hands, they look completely disconnected and bored.  Perhaps the happy and perfect couple is lost forever…seriously Justin looks like a zombie and Jessica looks half asleep.

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I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.

I think she knows this is not her best look because her facial expression is more silly than confident.  I’ve decided that Charlize should stick with the smoky eye.

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Ugh and how CUTE is that little Toto-esque terrier??  I love this walking-the-dog outfit that she was wearing while walking Bess in the West Village…I really want to labor over every single Sienna styling decision.  She’s got the peacoat with one button buttoned and the popped collar, ankle-length grey skinny jeans with just the tiniest bit of ankle showing, creme-colored brogues, a fringed slouchy handbag, black Wayfarers, and a messy puffy bun.  Perfecto!

Upon closer examination (I seriously zoom in on every detail about her) I realize that her pants are folded under and not actually hemmed to the exact length…hmm, maybe I can sort of imagine that she’s a real person now and not a perfect fashion creation.  Sort of.

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On one hand, she’s super awkward, quirky, and unaffected by Hollywood glam…which is kind of endearing.  But on the other hand, we are supposed to buy that both vampire and werewolf hotties are fighting over her AND that she’s dating real-life hottie Robert Pattison in real life…which kind of makes me want more from her.  Doesn’t she seem a little too plain for that?  Shouldn’t she be the most beautiful teenage girl I’ve ever seen??  Or is it great that she wears hoodies and untied Vans and looks like a regular girl with a bad haircut walking down the street??

Here she is returning home to LA after spending months in Vancouver, BC filming the rest of the Twilight movies.  Her hair looks dreadful and she seems to have no thoughts about fashion whatsoever (clearly she doesn’t plan her outfits!!)…but is that what we like about her???

Still undecided.  But leaning towards underwhelmed.  Show me that you’re beautiful!

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I looooove the patterned tights!!  Selena looks great with her cropped leather jacket over her crimson dress.  Taylor looks goooorgeous as usual with her perfect hair and a skirted double-breasted wool coat.

Young Hollywood….learn from these ladies.  Polished and pretty is a great look at any age.

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So….here she is again…the infamous young escapee from rehab on her way to the red carpet at the Rock the Casbah Gala in Hollywood.  What is the deal with her hair???  I’m wondering if she hangs out with Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta because it definitely looks like she’s wearing an old ratty wig.  Hmm…as I investigate closer it looks like she has some brown roots so maybe this is real hair!??  Crazy.

The girl is just worrying me because she looks sad and lonely at all of these red carpet events, but yet she still never misses one.  She just looks awkward and embarrassed and the red carpet shots are no better.

LiLo…instead of hitting every red carpet event, get some sleep, get a mani/pedi, get a haircut, and eat a healthy meal.  You need it.

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