Angelina Jolie usually always looks so glamorous and down-right gorgeous on the red carpet (well, ever since she dumped that Billy Bob guy). Unfortunately, at the Benjamin Button Berlin premiere, she is not looking good. It’s the hair. The hair is awful!
I know she’s been to a lot of premieres and award shows lately and was probably trying to mix things up again, but as they say, “don’t fix something that’s not broken”!
I love it when she wears her hair in a ponytail, an up-do, or even straight and flowing. This look was ALL wrong for her and it …read more

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had a busy week. They attended the Critics’ Choice Awards earlier this week and then last night (January 11), they attended the 66th Golden Globes. I liked both of their looks better at the Critics’ Choice Awards, but there was definitely nothing wrong with their wardrobe choices last night!
Angelina was nominated for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama (Changeling) and Brad was nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Neither of them came away with an award.

If there was ever any question about how The Snarkstress feels about Angelina Jolie, all you would have to do is conduct a quick search within this site and you shall soon be enlightened. But in case you don’t have the inkling to look around (shame on you, if you don’t!), let me spell it out for you…
I loathe her.
Now, I have been big enough to finally retire my nickname of “Skankgelina” mostly for the benefit of her kids, plus the fact that she and Brad have made it longer than I would have ever imagined they would.
However, any …read more

So by now you’ve probably heard that the most famous babies in the universe (those would be Brangelina’s babies, y’all) were born by Caesarean-section yesterday in France. And while I’m totally in lurve with Brad, but have never quite been a huge fan of Angie’s, I still want to extend my snarkiest congratulations to this beautiful couple and their gigantor brood.
So, who are these new bundles? They are Knox Leon (does anyone else detect a major “x” fixation with Brangelina’s boys’ names?) and Vivienne Marcheline (middle name after Angie’s deceases Mama). Sweet.
Congrats, you two. May your home be filled with …read more

Brangelina at Cannes
So twinkies, eh? That’s the word, thanks to Jack Black’s big, fat mouth. Of course, we’ve all been speculating on Angelina Jolie’s baby bundle for months, and twins seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.
So while that’s lovely and what not, what’s really important here is Angie’s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I’ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that The Snarkstress falling for Angelina under any circumstances is a remarkably rare event. But here, there’s no denying this …read more

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Here’s our girl Katie Holmes, (still reigning over Reese in my Fashion Icon Poll – have you voted?!?) looking gorgeous and sophisticated as usual, but in desperate (and I do mean desperate) need of a cheeseburger, plate of nachos or stuffed-crust pizza. Can you see her hip bones through that dress or what, dahlings? Gawddang. She’s getting even bonier than Skangelina, and that’s saying a lot.
C’mon, Kat. Enough with the obsessive weight loss. You were one chick I thought would buck …read more

Oh dahlings, after that lapse of disdain on my part from the other week, I’m just thrilled that Angelina Jolie has effed up here so I can return to my normal grumblings over her. And even better is the fact that Brad Pitt has chosen a WTF outfit for the evening as well. This is like a two-fer! Fabulous!
So the rumor is that Skangelina is getting her bump on and that she’s wearing all these baggy shirts and dresses in order to “fool” the general public. And although I can’t say she looks particularly bumped-out here, I will still contest …read more

Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. Because try as I might ignore this photo of her, I simply couldn’t. I found my ice cold heart cracking just a little, enabling a teensy smattering of appreciation to seep out.
Dahlings, it physically pains me to admit it this but, I LOVE THIS …read more