Angelina Jolie usually always looks so glamorous and down-right gorgeous on the red carpet (well, ever since she dumped that Billy Bob guy). Unfortunately, at the Benjamin Button Berlin premiere, she is not looking good. It’s the hair. The hair is awful!

I know she’s been to a lot of premieres and award shows lately and was probably trying to mix things up again, but as they say, “don’t fix something that’s not broken”!

I love it when she wears her hair in a ponytail, an up-do, or even straight and flowing. This look was ALL wrong for her and it made her look so old!

Yes, she’s still a beautiful lady, but this is a definite Red Carpet FLOP!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had a busy week. They attended the Critics’ Choice Awards earlier this week and then last night (January 11), they attended the 66th Golden Globes. I liked both of their looks better at the Critics’ Choice Awards, but there was definitely nothing wrong with their wardrobe choices last night!

Angelina was nominated for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama (Changeling) and Brad was nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Neither of them came away with an award.

For this awards show, Brad went with a more classic tuxedo look, with a pair of sunglasses. Angelina Jolie wore a similar colored dress as her Critics’ Choice Awards number. Instead of sporting a sleek pony tail, she wore her hair down and simple. They both look fabulous, especially standing together. What a couple these two are!

Red Caroet HIT!

More pictures below.

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If there was ever any question about how The Snarkstress feels about Angelina Jolie, all you would have to do is conduct a quick search within this site and you shall soon be enlightened. But in case you don’t have the inkling to look around (shame on you, if you don’t!), let me spell it out for you…

I loathe her.

Now, I have been big enough to finally retire my nickname of “Skankgelina” mostly for the benefit of her kids, plus the fact that she and Brad have made it longer than I would have ever imagined they would.

However, any hoochie who could crank out a coupla babies just a coupla months ago and can look like this at the fargin’ red carpet premiere of her new movie gets no love from me. Plus, the fact that she had to wrinkle the sheets with one Mr. Fabulous, Brad Pitt, in order to conceive said babies, well, that makes me all the more unstable.

Long story short: some people call it jealousy, I call it my prerogative not to love her.

So there.

What do you all think of Ang?

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So by now you’ve probably heard that the most famous babies in the universe (those would be Brangelina’s babies, y’all) were born by Caesarean-section yesterday in France. And while I’m totally in lurve with Brad, but have never quite been a huge fan of Angie’s, I still want to extend my snarkiest congratulations to this beautiful couple and their gigantor brood.

So, who are these new bundles? They are Knox Leon (does anyone else detect a major “x” fixation with Brangelina’s boys’ names?) and Vivienne Marcheline (middle name after Angie’s deceases Mama). Sweet.

Congrats, you two. May your home be filled with love (and maybe a whole slew of nannies).

~The Snarkstress

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Brangelina at Cannes

So twinkies, eh? That’s the word, thanks to Jack Black’s big, fat mouth. Of course, we’ve all been speculating on Angelina Jolie’s baby bundle for months, and twins seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.

So while that’s lovely and what not, what’s really important here is Angie’s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I’ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that The Snarkstress falling for Angelina under any circumstances is a remarkably rare event. But here, there’s no denying this is a fab color for this chick.

And, ahem, one more lapse from my normal Angelina-bashing: I dig the fact that Ang is sticking to tent-like dresses instead of the skin-tight bump-baring frocks that a lot of Mamas-to-Be try to rock. While sporting a watermelon is scorching hot in H-wood right now, there is something to be said for keeping the miracle of baby-growing a humble affair. AJ seems to be doing this, and for that, I must give props.

Of course, she gets props for her arm candy as well, but that all goes without saying.

Anyhoo, don’t get used to this Angelina-loving, dahlings. It was just one of those things I’ll probably regret in the morning, yanno?

Sigh. Time for a drink. Happy Hour a little early, loves? See you there.

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Here’s our girl Katie Holmes, (still reigning over Reese in my Fashion Icon Poll – have you voted?!?) looking gorgeous and sophisticated as usual, but in desperate (and I do mean desperate) need of a cheeseburger, plate of nachos or stuffed-crust pizza. Can you see her hip bones through that dress or what, dahlings? Gawddang. She’s getting even bonier than Skangelina, and that’s saying a lot.

C’mon, Kat. Enough with the obsessive weight loss. You were one chick I thought would buck the H-wood trend. You’re still lovely and being healthy is grand, but when even the most fabulous designer gowns look like they’re just hanging on your bones, well, that’s when I start bitching that enough is enough.

My mission is now clear: I shall take a break from my busy schedule to finally accept your invitation to meet up for cocktails. I’ll get you silly drunk, then start shoving cheese sticks, onion straws and quesadillas down your throat. Oh I know your pal Posh is sweating as she reads this, but it’s all good, Kat. I’ll get her next…

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Oh dahlings, after that lapse of disdain on my part from the other week, I’m just thrilled that Angelina Jolie has effed up here so I can return to my normal grumblings over her. And even better is the fact that Brad Pitt has chosen a WTF outfit for the evening as well. This is like a two-fer! Fabulous!

So the rumor is that Skangelina is getting her bump on and that she’s wearing all these baggy shirts and dresses in order to “fool” the general public. And although I can’t say she looks particularly bumped-out here, I will still contest that this outfit is icky, despite the fact that it’s my beloved white and black.

Same goes for Brad. This suit looks like a joke. It’s too goddang tight and it totally resembles something a wide-eyed bride would choose for the gentlemen in her wedding party to wear for some fakey English afternoon garden wedding. Blech.

These two have had a few good fashion moments lately, but this sure as hell isn’t one of them. Thank Gawd for that. Kindness isn’t my top virtue.

Hope you’re having a great weekend, dahlings. *mwah*

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Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.

But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. Because try as I might ignore this photo of her, I simply couldn’t. I found my ice cold heart cracking just a little, enabling a teensy smattering of appreciation to seep out.

Dahlings, it physically pains me to admit it this but, I LOVE THIS FREAKING WRAP. And not only that, SHE LOOKS FABULOUS IN IT.

Okay, there. I said it. We will speak of this no more. Praise for Angelina Jolie will never pass my lips again. I feel foul. I feel violated. I feel traitorous.

I need a drink. Make that three. Right now.

Thank Gawd it’s Friday.

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