It seems no matter how many babies she has, Heidi Klum continues to look ultra-fabulous during pregnancy. Most women? Would not want to be on the red carpet while incubating a little person for nine months. Most women who were obligated to attend social events like the CFDA Fashion Awards would either politely pass or spend an inordinate number of hours finding something to wear that was ultra conservative, long and accentuated cleavage because that is one of the best perks of these pre-mommy months.
But Heidi defies gravity and reason with a sexy little minidress that shows off her unbelievably …read more

Eva Longoria Parker, Lunching with the Ladies
So here’s yet another picture of poor “fat” Eva Longoria (as if). However, the paps that took this pic said that as Eva exited her car, she told them to “make her look thin.” Awww.
Now, either the poor girl is starting to get a complex over these Lardo Bombardo accusations, or she really is trying to hide a little extra sumpin’-sumpin’ – a little padding from an impending bump, perhaps?
Now in the photo, I see no bump. All I see is a super cute, tiny girl who dressed up an otherwise plain black tube …read more

Ever wonder how your favorite stars get so darn slim after squeezing out their offspring? Of course you do!
According to US Weekly, here are a few tips celebs are using to whittle thine waists, some extreme, some common sense.
* Breastfeeding – Jessica Alba and others use this ultra-natural form of weight loss to both bond with their babies and slim down, since breastfeeding can burn an enormous 500 calories a day.
* Hold the oil, hold the butter – Jennifer Lopez looks even more fab than pre-baby, but it’s not without a little sacrifice. It’s said that she requests her meals …read more

No baby bump? Want one? Then just fake it til you make it like Liv Tyler does here.

Recent singleton, Liv Tyler, must not quite be over the idea of a baby bump, since she’s chosen an ugly, shapeless dress which gives her that insti-bump look without all the hard work.
Seriously, I adore Liv, think she’s totally cool in her own funky way, but this dress does nothing for her shape or for the rumor mill. And let me once more take this opportunity to be the fashion devil who reminds you all that satin is sooooo not forgiving. Thought …read more

Brangelina at Cannes
So twinkies, eh? That’s the word, thanks to Jack Black’s big, fat mouth. Of course, we’ve all been speculating on Angelina Jolie’s baby bundle for months, and twins seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.
So while that’s lovely and what not, what’s really important here is Angie’s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I’ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that The Snarkstress falling for Angelina under any circumstances is a remarkably rare event. But here, there’s no denying this …read more

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God bless Jessica Alba. I have not had one snarky thing to say about her pregnant ass yet. She’s consistently gorgeous, enveloping her pretty little bump in a very classy way, yet still managing to look oh-so-stylish and inspired.
This dress though, dahlings…this dress is my favorite one yet. With her coloring, Jess looks captivating in white, always. Add to that the gorgeous detail around the bust line, the fabulous earrings, and the subtle (or not-so-subtle) showing-off of The Girls, and …read more

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More Oscar greatness:
The lovely (and kick-ass) Jessica Alba shows us that being pregnant equates to being hot stuff. I adore how this Love dresses demurely – not shoving her bump down our throats, but rather teasing us with its total cuteness. She looks elegant and stylish, while also radiating “SexyHotMama”. Not an easy feat for someone in her third trimester, no?
P.S. The plumage accentuating her newly-outstanding accessory – The Girls – was a great touch, too.

(Photo had to be removed. My apologies.)
For years I hated Nicole Kidman. She was married to my would-be husband, Tom Cruise, after all (oh c’mon, dahlings. You know you were all warm for his form back in the Top Gun/Cocktail days, too – don’t play coy with me!) But once Tom and Nic split, I started to like Nic a tad. Then a little more and a little more, until suddenly, I kind of dug her. I still do, I s’pose.
So it kind of pains me to scream this from the top of my snarky lungs, but I’ll do …read more

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Am I the only fab-chick spending a good portion of my day speculating on whether or not Fergie has fiance Josh Duhamel’s bun in her over or what? (For the record, I’d like to have Josh Duhamel’s buns in my death grip, but that’s another story…)
Check out Fergs here at last night’s Grammy Awards. Does she not look a bit bump-ish? Particularly in the …read more

There are some freaking awesome looking pregnant chicks in Hollywood these days, are there not? (WTF is in the cocktails over there, anyway? Sheesh.)
From Halle Berry’s gorgeous ripe, round bump to Jessica Alba’s nicely-dressed bump to Tori Spelling’s wait-I-just-saw-your-skinny-ass-on-a-Nutra-System-ad-today-and-you’re-actually-totally-preggers toned and taught bump. It’s a big bumpfest and as luck would have it, we’re all invited along for the ride.
I can tell you I’ll be crying in my Cosmo when all these sexy dahlings deliver though, yanno? I’ll miss seeing how they suit up their burgeoning bellies each day. Of course, by then there’ll be a whole ‘nother crop …read more