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Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

The Snarkstress — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:03 +0000

Designer dress…gorgeous. Charlize Theron…gorgeous. Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous.

I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood. Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working. I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.

I think she knows this is not her best look because her facial expression is more silly than confident. I’ve decided that Charlize should stick with the smoky eye.

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Queen Latifah: Gym Class or Movie Premiere?!?

Liberty Kontranowski — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:01:46 +0000

Oh, Queen. What in the world went through your sultry mind when suiting up for the Hancock premiere? Did your Blackberry lead you astray, telling you it was workout time rather than Red Carpet time? I mean, c’mon.

At the same premiere, we had Will Smith looking all dapper in his snazzy plaid suit, Jada Pinkett Smith in a beautiful green gown, Charlize Theron in a flowy/seafoamy number, and a host of others looking, well, Red Carpet appropriate. But the Queen? Oh hell, no!

I know this sassy lady is a non-conformist, but we’ve all seen her rock the hell out of some fabulous Red Carpet looks. Would’ve been nice to see that again. Save the gym gear for, well, the gym, eh, Queen?

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Charlize Theron: Channeling Kat Von D, Are We?

Liberty Kontranowski — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:49:32 +0000

Charlize Theron, Newsflash: Your name is not Kat Von D.

Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.

This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has always been a classic beauty in Hollywood, and this look is as far from her usual elegance and grace as could be. Blech.

Yes, I realize it’s okay to go outside your norm on occasion, and if this worked on her, I’d say “Hell, yeah! Work it, sexy bitch!” But it’s just. not. doing. it. for. her.

At least, this is what Mama Snarkstress says. What say you, dahlings? You like CT’s look, or no? Discuss…

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