Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous!  Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion.  But Nick used to be such a confident cutie!  Back in his Drumline days I was totally drooling, and now he just seems like a sad little puppy dog who is just along for the ride and still has no idea how he snagged this cougar.

Image: Bauer Griffin

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With the Halloween holiday last Friday, my choices of pictures to make snarky remarks about are limitless….seriously, there were some scary looking celebrities out on that night.

Along with the scary, were those who looked fabulous. Take Lo Bosworth for example. This is THE best Little Red Riding Hood costume I have ever seen. I love it! I like is so much that I am stashing this idea away for next year.

Why do I like her costume so much? It’s sexy without going overboard. (Not that there’s anything wrong with going overboard on Halloween.) She looks totally hot showing some leg and a little bit of cleavage. The basket and bouquet of real flowers gives the costume that innocent touch. Too cute.

This was a hundred times better than Ryan Eggold’s ensemble.

+1 picture of Lo Bosworth as Little Red Riding Hood below.

 Photo by Brandelis Jordan/BuzzFoto.com

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Pardon me for a minute…I just threw up in my mouth a little. Okay, all better. Ryan Eggold showed up at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash wearing a dress, black converse and black socks. Now I have seen some guys who look pretty damn good in a dress, but unfortunately, this guy is not one of them.

Not only does he need some padding in the area where his hands are placed, but couldn’t he have shaved? Just a little. I mean, come on, if a dude is going to wear a dress for a Halloween party, go all out! Shave, sport some boobage…something! And where did he get that dress from? Did he steal it from a 9 year old?

Props to him for wearing a dress, but barf for the hairy legs. Take a look at this guy’s costume. He got it right. Oh wait, nevermind…my bad.

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Well, leave it to Ms. Mariah Carey to take a perfectly good Halloween costume and slut it right up. But hey, that’s her M.O. and she owns it, so more power to her. Plus, you gotta admit, she looks damn hot!

Yanno, dahlings, bless any woman who has the cajones to appear in public like this (one who is not a paid stripper, that is). That takes some confidence, particularly if there are cupcakes and Doritos to be had at such an event. Mariah, you will never cease to blow my mind, girl. And that’s not an easy feat…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DAHLINGS!

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…it just looks like one!

Seriously, y’all. What in the hell is this look all about? I’ve seen her make some silly fashion mistakes in my day, but puh-leeze. And the fact that it is so unbelievably over-the-top matchy-matchy makes it that much worse.

Maybe she ought to bust this puppy back out tonight when she goes trick or treating. That seems like a more suitable place to sport this thing, wouldn’tja say?

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Beyonce at MTV’s TRL

Can you even believe that this is how the uber-fabulous Beyonce showed up for an appearance on MTV’s TRL? Like, seriously. She did. I kid you not.

So, um, I have but one thought on this:

What. The. F***?

Honestly, in my eyes, this is a cross between Cat Woman and a stripper from the 1990’s. There is not one remotely good quality about this get up. None at all.

What a sad, sad day. It’s always best to leave these kinds of things at home, B. I’m sure Jay-Z is all for this kinda thing after hours, but the rest of the world is not.

Blech. Major disappointment.

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What could possibly be more creepy than seeing an exact version of yourself staring back at you? Maybe if that “self” is you made out of wax.

‘Tis this case with Hannah Montana herself, Miley Cyrus, whose wax likeness was recently unveiled at the famed Madame Tussauds in London. Miles, incidentally, is one of the youngest people to have a figure created for her. How fab!

And truly, I couldn’t think of a more perf outfit for waxgirl to be wearing. This is the epitome of Miley’s star style, right down to the punch of color with her shoes. Truly, the artist here had a phenomenal grasp on what our girl’s all about and captured her beautifully.

What do you think, dahlings? Is this a spot-on representation of Miley, or what? Weigh in below…

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Afternoon, dahlings. Just thought I’d share with you the outfit I plan to wear this weekend whilst shopping to restore my liquor cabinet. I’m a little perturbed Rihanna debuted it in public first, but at least I know how terribly rockin’ I’ll look. Cause any fool knows I’m far hotter and more fit than Rihanna.

Anyhoo, whaddya think? You likey? Yeah, I thought so. Can’t wait for Saturday morning. Maybe I’ll see you out?

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It’s Almost Show Time!

Consider this your Public Service Announcement of the Day, dahlings. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Be there…or be chastised by moi.

See, here’s the thing. I have a very hearty obsession for all things Victoria’s Secret, and it’s not because I’m that way, it’s because I appreciate beauty (and I also happen to appreciate Fashion *uck-ups, as you well know) and I think these girls are gorgeous. And the VS team must work like dogs to put on such an intricate (and pricey) show.

So what I’m saying to you is this: I’d rather set my wicked-fabulous hair ablaze a la Michael Jackson than miss this show tomorrow night. And I hope you’ll watch it too, so we can have deep chats over pitchers of spiked whatevers and enjoy each other’s company.

Stay tuned and let your voice be heard…

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Now then, since this holiday did not just disappear like I had originally hoped, I promised that I’d shower you with fantastical photos of your favorite (and not-so-favorite) celebs doing their Halloween thang. As you’ll note, some of them look similar to how they do on a normal day (ahem, yeah, Missing Underpants Girlz, I’m looking at you). Others are decked right out. So..enjoy. And drop me a line to tell me what you’re wearing today. Me, I’ll be busting out my witch’s hat and broom…just like any other Wednesday in Snarkville. Have fun and be safe my spooky little lovies.

Aaargh, It’s Marlee Matlin, Me Mateys!
Think she’ll try to kiss Keira Knightley? Hmm.

I Heard a “Rumer” that Demi Moore Has a Look-Alike Daughter Who Loves Her Some Fishnets

Play Your Cards Right, and You Too Can Look Like Teri Hatcher

Brit-Brit As a Sea-faring Booby Wench

and
A Paris Hilton Two-Fer (Hey, a Girl’s Gotta Party):

Hey, Alice! Let’s Hope You’ve Recently Paid a Visit to the Great Underwear Wonderland
PLUS…
Leave it To Paris to Slut Up an All-American Iconic Outfit

What a bunch of treats, eh?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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