I Love Posh’s Style, Worry For Her Health
August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers, Singers
How much better would this gorgeous dress look if if it were draped on a woman’s frame that didn’t look quite so…emaciated? Victoria Beckham posed for photographers before heading into the 2nd day of American Idol auditions in Boston…but her gaunt cheeks and pin thin waist suggest Posh hasn’t been taking care of herself and continues to be strict with her diet.
It is painful to see someone so gorgeous, innately stylish and unbelievably successful continue to shrink like this. Darling, a few more calories won’t kill you…but they will fill our your fabulous wardrobe with a few more womanly curves …read more
Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings
July 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers, Singers
Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.
I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.
But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more
Jordan “Reveals” Her Kid’s Equestrian Line
March 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers
Oh, dear.
Who is this vision in dark blue almost purple velour? What is it that makes her eyes sparkle so…is it the turquoise eyeliner? The slightly shimmery powder on her cheeks? The glow of millions in the bank?
Here is Britain’s own Katie Price (aka Jordan) doing what she does best…looking shamelessly tramp-y sexy and getting paid to do so.
But what is this event that she has dressed up for? Stripper convention? A hot new nightclub with pony shaped tables for resting a cocktail?
Sadly…no.
Darling Jordan has launched a clothing line. An equestrian clothing line. A children’s equestrian clothing line.
Yes, those would …read more
Heidi Cornell’s Furry Fashion Faux Pas
March 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers
If you are a fashion designer, I suppose you are under a tremendous amount of stress to break new ground and set trends among the rich and famous. It’s not enough to just look good; being fabulous is a full time job.
However…Heidi Cornell’s Young Fabulous and Broke need not stand for “which means I had to go stand on street corners to make a few bucks”…if only the designer herself would stop stepping out looking like a wooly coated hooker.
As if the farm animal draped across her shoulders weren’t enough, Heidi has covered her legs in sparkly tights that might …read more
Rachel Roy Aladdin Pants
March 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers
I can show you the World,
Shining, shimmering, splendid,
Tell me, princess, now why did you decide to wear these pants…?
I can open your eyes,
Show you different designers…
Over there and across the street,
there’s a trendy store inside.
A whole new outfit,
Take off those dazzling, shimmering pants
And then you won’t still glow,
To steal the show,
Instead you’ll be a whole new Rachel Roy….
Kate Beckinsale Wears a Trash Bag to Fashion Week
February 21, 2009 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actresses, Beauty & Style Pals, Designers, Fashion Miss, Fashion Shows
Kate Beckinsale is one hot chica, for sure. In fact, I normally totally dig the girl since she’s usually all lovely and stylish and what not.
However…
Something very, very wrong happened here. Somehow on her way to a Fashion Week show her dress became mangled and she was left with no choice but to create a dress out of a Hefty bag. Pity, huh?
Thankfully, she accessorized her, um, dress, but unfortunately, the shoes were another miss. Just what in the hell is the fascination with these things? Seriously, I need to know. Hoof covers like these turn up way too often, …read more
New York Fashion Week: Kellie Pickler
February 15, 2009 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actors, Coats, Designers, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Fashion Shows, Hair, Make Up, Musicians, Singers
Extra, extra! It’s Fashion Week in New York City and former American Idol finalist Kellie Pickler was on hand for the festivities after having been attacked by a department store makeup counter facialist. What a trooper!
For the girl to step out even after being blushed to death, lipsticked to a bloody pulp and eyelashed from here to tomorrow is quite amazing. She must be one helluva fan of whatever designer she was seeing that day. I mean, for real.
Now, I must say that I totally dig this coat, but beyond that, the girl is a mess. The hair is much …read more
Michelle Obama’s Inaugural Gown Headed to Smithsonian
January 26, 2009 by Julie Bonner
Filed under Designers, Dresses, Fashion Hit
Michelle Obama was radiant and beautiful at the Inaugural Ball on January 20th. She wore a white dress from designer Jason Wu. The dress was kept a huge secret and was unveiled as her and President Barack Obama walked out onto the stage at the ball.
The Smithsonian is hoping to display the gown and unveil it sometime this summer. It will be displayed in the First Ladies Collection at the National Museum of American History.
Katie Holmes in Escada at “Valkyrie” Premiere
January 21, 2009 by Julie Bonner
Filed under Actresses, Designers, Dresses, Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes is done with her Broadway stint in which she starred in Arthur Miller’s “All My Sonsâ€. She wrapped up production on January 11th, the same night her husband Tom Cruise was at the Golden Globes for being nominated in the “Best Supporting Actor†role.
What’s Katie up to now? Supporting Tom as he travels to promote his new movie “Valkyrieâ€. The first stop for them was Berlin.
Katie Holmes wore a floor length gown from Escada. I love the plunging neckline and the bead work. This dress is so simple, yet elegant. We usually don’t see Katie in very …read more
Michelle Obama Wears Isabel Toledo to Presidential Inauguration
January 20, 2009 by Julie Bonner
Filed under Designers, Dresses, Fashion Hit
Everyone will be talking about Michelle Obama’s fashion choices for at least the next 4 years. She is a gorgeous, fashionable woman and officially our new First Lady!
I was watching a segment on her yesterday and they mentioned that when Mrs. Obama wears something, it flies off of the shelves the next day. She was on Jay Leno during the race to the White House, and he asked her what she was wearing. She said J.Crew and their sales sky rocketed the next day.
So, who did our First Lady, Michelle Obama, wear to the Presidential Inauguration? She …read more





