It is painful to see someone so gorgeous, innately stylish and unbelievably successful continue to shrink like this. Darling, a few more calories won’t kill you…but they will fill our your fabulous wardrobe with a few more womanly curves that maybe David has missed, hmmm?

We’re not talking thirty pounds here – just enough to get rid of the scary veins and sharpness in your cheeks…you are a legend, dear – we would like to see you around for quite some time so we can continue to be jealous of your beautiful clothes and ridiculously good looking husband.

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During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.

I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.

But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely a market…but I’m not sure how I feel about that price tag for such a simple creation…elegant as it may be.

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Who is this vision in dark blue almost purple velour? What is it that makes her eyes sparkle so…is it the turquoise eyeliner? The slightly shimmery powder on her cheeks? The glow of millions in the bank?

Here is Britain’s own Katie Price (aka Jordan) doing what she does best…looking shamelessly tramp-y sexy and getting paid to do so.

But what is this event that she has dressed up for? Stripper convention? A hot new nightclub with pony shaped tables for resting a cocktail?

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Sadly…no.

Darling Jordan has launched a clothing line. An equestrian clothing line. A children’s equestrian clothing line.

Yes, those would be actual children and ponies paired up with Ms. Price. Approximately the same amount of fabric was used to create Katie’s outfit and dress a six year old.

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Is there a particular reason that one can’t cover up and at least wear the kind of brightly colored track suit that would be suitable for young riding students? Parents of horse obsessed children across Britain must be crossing their fingers and praying over their fish and chips that Jordan’s outfit isn’t part of the actual line.

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How uncomfortable is this whole scene? The children and their little ponies looking as wholesome as can be…while the sexpot creator puts on a show in the center of the room? I’m not sure where my eyes should look.

And neither are these little girls.

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I think I speak for British parents, horrified little girls, and scandalized ponies everywhere when I say Jordan, put your clothes on before you start promoting a clothing line for adolescents. It really is the absolute very least you could do.

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However…Heidi Cornell’s Young Fabulous and Broke need not stand for “which means I had to go stand on street corners to make a few bucks”…if only the designer herself would stop stepping out looking like a wooly coated hooker.

As if the farm animal draped across her shoulders weren’t enough, Heidi has covered her legs in sparkly tights that might only be appropriate on a five year old dressed up as Cinderella for her birthday.

This is not breaking ground. This is digging a very large, very deep, unfashionable hole.

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I can open your eyes,
Show you different designers…
Over there and across the street,
there’s a trendy store inside.

A whole new outfit,
Take off those dazzling, shimmering pants
And then you won’t still glow,
To steal the show,
Instead you’ll be a whole new Rachel Roy….

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However…

Something very, very wrong happened here. Somehow on her way to a Fashion Week show her dress became mangled and she was left with no choice but to create a dress out of a Hefty bag. Pity, huh?

Thankfully, she accessorized her, um, dress, but unfortunately, the shoes were another miss. Just what in the hell is the fascination with these things? Seriously, I need to know. Hoof covers like these turn up way too often, and they’re still ugly as ever. Blech.

Overall, I am crazy disappointed in this look. Kate has looked so much better so many times. Why the eff up now, I wonder? At Fashion Week no less.

Whatever. Let’s just all pray she gets some better ideas from one of the shows. Oy, let’s pray…

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Extra, extra! It’s Fashion Week in New York City and former American Idol finalist Kellie Pickler was on hand for the festivities after having been attacked by a department store makeup counter facialist. What a trooper!

For the girl to step out even after being blushed to death, lipsticked to a bloody pulp and eyelashed from here to tomorrow is quite amazing. She must be one helluva fan of whatever designer she was seeing that day. I mean, for real.

Now, I must say that I totally dig this coat, but beyond that, the girl is a mess. The hair is much too slicked back and the makeup is so damn over the top I worry for those who were photographed with her. Gah!

Fashion Week is all about taking chances and “being seen” and Gawd knows this girl is achieving both of those things…though not in a good way. *shudder*

Pickler, take heed. There will be fashion and makeup mavens at every shoulder rub. Learn from them. Puh-leeze.

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The Smithsonian is hoping to display the gown and unveil it sometime this summer. It will be displayed in the First Ladies Collection at the National Museum of American History.

There’s quite a process in obtaining the dress and then repairs take place for any wear and tear that has happened. Needless to say, it’ll be awhile until we see the dress displayed at the Smithsonian.

They also are hoping to obtain the rights to her yellow Isabel Toledo outfit that she wore for the swearing in.

What did you think of our First Lady’s wardrobe choices? Her Inaugural Ball Gown was definitely my favorite.

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What’s Katie up to now? Supporting Tom as he travels to promote his new movie “Valkyrie”. The first stop for them was Berlin.

Katie Holmes wore a floor length gown from Escada. I love the plunging neckline and the bead work. This dress is so simple, yet elegant. We usually don’t see Katie in very much makeup, but she did it up big this night with some dramatic eyes. I love it when she plays up those eyes!

Tom and Katie in London below.

Tom and Katie’s next stop was London. Katie wore Escada again and this time it was a navy and black cocktail dress. The bead work on this dress is phenomenal!

The pairing up of the colors blue and navy for this dress just works! I also like how it ties at the shoulders. It gives the dress a playful look to it.

Katie wore her hair straight for the London “Valkyrie” premiere. I have this similar hair style as Katie’s (just got it cut!) and I love how I can wear it straight or curly.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise makes one stunning couple!

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I was watching a segment on her yesterday and they mentioned that when Mrs. Obama wears something, it flies off of the shelves the next day. She was on Jay Leno during the race to the White House, and he asked her what she was wearing. She said J.Crew and their sales sky rocketed the next day.

So, who did our First Lady, Michelle Obama, wear to the Presidential Inauguration? She wore Isabel Toledo, a Cuban-born designer. The ensemble was a gold dress with a gold sparkling sheath. Since it was chilly in Washington D.C. this morning, she wore a pair of tight fitting gloves. She looked amazing!

More pictures of Michelle Obama…

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