Okay I kind of forgot about the Hilton sisters lately…they don’t really do anything interesting (not that they ever did…but they were at least getting engaged and stuff) and don’t have any good clothes.  If I had all that money I would definitely be spending on CUTE clothes and not ugly ones.
Speaking of…Nicky Hilton (ya know…the other Hilton) was talking and walking in Sunset Plaza with a terrible outfit on!  The worst part is that she was definitely trying…it’s a way-too-planned outfit that just is yuck.  I HATE the fit of the T-shirt…even though the graphic is cute, it fits …read more

I am searching for words to describe the strange dress that Katy Perry wore to the press conference for the MTV Europe Music Awards…so far I have shag rug, ostrich, and floor mop.  If you had a little lap dog this dress would be perfect because it could fall asleep in your lap so easily…so soft and snuggly.
It’s not just the shag carpet skirt that makes the dress horrendous…the nude color is basically the same color as the fair-skinned singer so it completely washes her out.  Someone should inform her (I guess it will have to be me…) that nude …read more

Designer dress…gorgeous.  Charlize Theron…gorgeous.  Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous.
I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.
I …read more

Usually the men are free from the Snarkstress’ wrath — not today. Taboo and Will.i.am of the hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas posed for photographers outside of the Metropolitan Hotel in London. And though I’m a fan of  Black Eyed Peas, I’m definitely not a fan of Taboo’s yellow and black ensemble.
Unless he’s trying to signal airplanes, he is really wearing far too much bright yellow. This color yellow is okay as an accent piece, but not as your shirt, shoes and even sunglasses. And as much as I was displeased with Taboo’s look, don’t get me started on Will.i.am.
I’m …read more

There was one year during junior high school that I insisted on wearing a black corduroy pageboy hat. No matter how much my parents tried to reason with me and explain that the fashionable choices of the moment were a poor choice for photos that would live on forever as a commemorative piece of my personal history.
I didn’t relent and now there is a fabulously unattractive photo of me wearing the hat and a fine set of braces with blue rubber bands. Amazing choices all around.
Since then, I’ve learned better. I don’t wear hats when a camera might come around …read more

Earlier this week, Kate Moss was seen on the streets of London, walking with a friend toward the Queens Pub. With gift in hand, looks like they are headed to a party.
Though Kate’s bright pink v-neck top is a hot choice, what’s with the leggings? Hot? Umm … NOT!
This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don’t care if you are skinny as Kate or as large as Oprah, I don’t want to see leggings with just a top. Leggings with skirt? Sure. Leggings with a dress? Absolutely. But make sure your rear is completely covered. Otherwise, it just …read more

Well now. I have to say that I am on the verge of being appalled when I look at this photo of Lady GaGa, set to perform with her band.
Now, let me be clear. I’m all for taking risks. I’m all for flashy performance-time outfits. I’m even all for frisky black leather on occasion. But I am NOT for trashy, bathing suit-esque hoochie mama get-ups with mongo leather bows and dominatrix gloves under any circumstances. None at all.
I’m starting to wonder if the pukey economy is beginning to work its way into Hollywood, putting all the one-time sensible stylists out …read more

The Oscars. What a wondrous Hollywood event. The epitome of Hollywood glamour and fashion…usually.
For several years, we saw some pretty scary frocks sashaying down the Red Carpet, but this year, I am thrilled to say, was a fabulous return to glamour. Many, many starlets rocked the RC with some of the most beautiful dresses in years (hello Penelope, Angelina, SJP et al).
However…
Of course, where there is fab fashion, there is also freaky fashion. Case in point: Jessica Biel.
Just what in the hell was Jess thinking here? What in the world is that appendage hanging off her gown? It’s like …read more

Kate Beckinsale is one hot chica, for sure. In fact, I normally totally dig the girl since she’s usually all lovely and stylish and what not.
However…
Something very, very wrong happened here. Somehow on her way to a Fashion Week show her dress became mangled and she was left with no choice but to create a dress out of a Hefty bag. Pity, huh?

Thankfully, she accessorized her, um, dress, but unfortunately, the shoes were another miss. Just what in the hell is the fascination with these things? Seriously, I need to know. Hoof covers like these turn up way too often, …read more

Extra, extra! It’s Fashion Week in New York City and former American Idol finalist Kellie Pickler was on hand for the festivities after having been attacked by a department store makeup counter facialist. What a trooper!
For the girl to step out even after being blushed to death, lipsticked to a bloody pulp and eyelashed from here to tomorrow is quite amazing. She must be one helluva fan of whatever designer she was seeing that day. I mean, for real.
Now, I must say that I totally dig this coat, but beyond that, the girl is a mess. The hair is much …read more