Forget the sweet, good-girl look of everyone’s favorite Hero, Hayden Panettiere. Girl got all dolled up for this Netflix soiree, and well, I hate it. Like, totally, totally hate it.

Here’s the thing: I’m all about change and adventure and experimentation in the fashion department. But sometimes, if something’s working damn well for you, you ought just to stick with it. And to see H.P. go all crazy with the black and the mini and the red lips and the super-sleek hair…it’s just exasperating. She’s clearly trying too hard to be different, and that, my dahlings, I have a hard time getting on board with.

Now, it’s no secret I adore Hay-Hay’s style. Gawd knows I’ve had many glowing reviews of her on this fabulous blog. But this time, she has, oh how shall I put it…fucked up? Yeah, fucked up. That works. She’s fucked up, and although I’m sure it’s temporary (Jeezus, let’s hope) it was a dandy I’ll not soon forget. Blech.

Must. Grab. Double. Scotch. On. The. Rocks. *shudder*

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The stars were out in full force at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and one Hayden Panettiere looked nothing short of killer fab.

I absolutely die over this dress. The fit, the colors, the accents…drool. She looks comfy, yet chic at the same time. And not only that, I am also tickled by the fact that she curled up her short ‘do, which is a fun surprise considering all the short/straight cuts out there.

Lovin’ your gig here, Hayden. It’s been a while since you’ve disappointed me. Keep it girl, keep it up.

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*Drool!* I am loving this dress of cutie pie Hayden Panettiere’s. What a simple, but chic look, no? Everything is perfect about this. The color against her golden skin (the color in general is hot!), the long, gold necklace, the trademark massive gigantor handbag, even the flip flops work with this. Top that with Hayden’s freaking adorable new ‘do, and oooooh, my snarky self is getting the shivers all over.

This is such a great look! (Haven’t I mentioned that?!?!)

So am I the only one who is so stricken by this? Or are you equally as in lurve? Pull up a margarita and let me know I’m in good company…

Happy Friday, loves!

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Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, her Girls, and her assalicios caboose, but the girl really is beautiful. Sure, she puts it right out there in a “Ba-dow!” kind of way, and “modest” is surely not an adjective you’re likely to find yourself using when speaking of her, but damn. When the girl looks hot, she’s hot.

Check her out here wearing this fabby golden dress. It’s clear that gold is sweeping the H-wood set like a big, bad wildfire, but not everyone can pull it off. Kimmy K., however, is rocking this in a big way, so mega props to her from The Snarkstress.

So, dahlings, are you loving the golden girl look? Is it something you would wear? (Assuming you had the bod to pull it off, of course.) Grab a Cuervo Gold and weigh in…

P.S. For more golden goodness, check out this shiny, happy pic of Hayden Panettiere over at CelebLook.

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Pfffft! Check this out, dahlings! Who knew Heroes cutie, Hayden Panettiere has been hiding a tail under her clothes all this time? Heh, the secrets people keep, huh?

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Whoa now, dahlings. Let me be clear that I’m as much about the Peace Sign as any other stylish chick. That said, I would actually dig on Miley Cyrus’s tee, if it was paired with something…attractive.

I have no idea what was going through Miss Thang’s melon when she suited up in this mess. Red pants? Buffugly boots? Stringy hair? Horrid accessories? There are many, many components to this disaster of an outfit, and it’s a shame, quite frankly. Furthermore, you’d think after the gajillions of photos this chick has had taken, she’d know how to position her bod by now. Instead, each photo of her in this get-up resembles her need to either A) Pick her wedgie, B) Take a whizz, or C) Observe a class in How to Stand Like a Lady 101.

Miley, you are so not getting my Seal of Approval on this one. No, siree.

On the plus side, Hayden looks damn cute. Good thing, or my faith in the Stylish Youth of Today would have been squashed.

*sigh*

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For those of you itty-bitty dahlings out there who are looking to make your tiny self become swallowed alive by clothing, take notes from Miss Hayden Panettiere. Judging by this pic, Girlfriend knows how to do this remarkably well.

First off, the coat: Make it as long as you possibly can. Buy it in a neutral to render yourself as incognito as possible. Don’t bother getting something that fits well either, just cinch at the waist with a belt and hope for the best. Or something.

Second, see if you can score the biggest bag this side of the equator (or either side, for that matter). Carry it everywhere on your teensy arm. Be sure to really load it up too, so you not only look important, but your miniscule frame becomes even more hidden.

Finally, pull on a black turtleneck to eliminate any prospect of upper-body elongation and stuff your piggies into the rounded-toe shoes that make your legs look as stumpy as possible.

Hey, look at you! You have, indeed, disappeared within your clothing, just like Hayden. Woo!

*As a side note, Hayden may have done one thing right by wriggling into some skinny jeans. Now, maybe doing so made her coat look that much more ill-fitting, I dunno. Maybe she would’ve been better off drowning in some wide-leg trousers? Hard telling. But my guess is that if she ditched the trench and the bag, she probably looked cute underneath with her turtle and skinnies. Maybe.

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