Okay so I’ve tried to avoid jumping on the Jon and Kate Plus 8 paparazzi bandwagon, but I have to at least make a comment.  I was hoping that Jon Gosselin, the worst dad in America, would just disappear into nothingness as soon as he was kicked off the show, but it seems that he is trying harder everyday to be more famous and less respectable.
I have to admit that when the Jon and Kate drama first exploded I was totally on Team Jon.  Doesn’t Kate seem pretty nagging and annoying???  They are both extremely guilty of becoming super Hollywood …read more

If these are the kind of gigs that Holly Madison is relying on for income these days, perhaps she just needs to just get a day job like the rest of us.  Former Girl’s Next Door Hef-obsessed Playboy bunny Holly Madison performed a little grape stomping routine with some sort of I Love Lucy character to celebrate the launch of Beaujolais Nouveau wine in Las Vegas.

What the heck are they wearing and who decided that Holly Madison would be a great person to represent their brand? And how seriously scary is the red-haired creature next to her???  Yikes!  I think …read more

Oh hello Speidi!  I thought that perhaps you had tired of your never-ending search for more and more and more publicity and was hoping that you had just scurried away forever.  But what have I found?  That Heidi and Spencer have returned to the public eye.
Here they are walking in Times Square after an appearance on The Alexa Chung Show.  I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to laugh at them again as I have so many times before.  Why do they keep doing this to themselves?  They look soooo incredibly awkward together that no one is buying that they have …read more

Okay so it’s kinda hard to hate on a preggers girl…but JEEZ Kourtney Kardashian got HUUUUGE!  Is anyone else totally shocked that this tiny little girl could get soooo enormous when she got knocked up??
At first I thought the whole scenario was just a publicity stunt…okay, maybe it still is…but the girl is definitely with child.  I’ve also gotta comment on those shoes…seriously preggers girls should not be around town in heels like that.  It’s so unnecessary to wear super high heels when we know your feet are swollen and you’re juuuuuust right about to pop.
Ugh I’m kind of tired …read more

Here’s a tip for all of you reality nitwit wanna-be-actresses out there…if you FINALLY get invited to a celebrity studded event and get to walk the red carpet, PLEASE do not look like this!!!  Your goal for your first public photo op should not be to end up on the worst dressed list!
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney chose the “I just got electrocuted” look when she attended TV Guide Magazine’s Hot List event on Tuesday.  Seriously…was her hairstylist playing a trick on her???  Did she not have time to look in a mirror before walking out the …read more

I don’t know how it happened, but it’s official:  I am HOOKED on The Hills again!  Isn’t that sooo lame?  Or maybe that just reminds us how lame Lauren Conrad was…and now that she’s gone it’s easier to “like” the show.
Anyways, the show is supposed to be the go-to on television for great fashion, but I’m a little ho hum about Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth’s outfits lately.  Here they are walking down the street while filming an episode…and they are basically matching!  Black leggings, long white shirt, with black jacket/vest.  How can we look to these girls for fashion …read more

Oops! Kim Kardashian (again…still no reason why we should all know who she is…) completely missed on this recent outfit that she obviously spent a lot of time planning to wear to hear birthday lunch.  It’s really too bad…because all ladies want to look extra specially fabulous when they are celebrating the day that is all about me me me!  She went to meet her sisters preggers and pre-nup at Kate Mantilini in LA to celebrate the big 2-9 in this futuristic hippie ensemble.
I might be okay with the Victoria Beckham-esque platform outer space booties with the black skinny pants …read more

I don’t even like The Hills yet, but there is already a possibility that I will be sucked in…it is just such a crazy cultural phenomenon that is really quite fascinating.  And I at least need to see what these chicks are wearing!
Yesterday I spotted Lo and Kristin out and about, and today I just had to post the Audrina and Stephanie Pratt sequel.  Stephanie’s outfit is a perfect example of these Hills ladies taking their job too seriously and going a little over the top with their ensembles.  She’s wearing an evening clubbing outfit complete with bangles, mini skirt, …read more

I was never a Lauren Conrad fan, so I’m suuuuper pumped that she left The Hills and they hired my fave Laguna Hills star Kristin Cavallari to replace her!  Yes I will admit that this is the absolute worst show on television and I hate myself for watching it, but come on!  Kristin Cavallari is back!  She is a billion times less boring than Lauren, and that’s all it takes to get me hooked.
Here she is filming an episode with fellow castmate Lo Bosworth.  I am not super overjoyed about her outfit, but I do LOVE her shoes!  Super cute!  …read more

Well here is a perfect example of what reality TV can do to a person:  The Hills has transformed Lauren Conrad from a natural California beach beauty to a fake plastic mannequin.  Here is Lauren at the debut of her LC Lauren Conrad line at Khol’s looking extremely scary.
I think she is getting her red carpet tips from America’s Next Top Model because we’ve all heard Tyra tell the model-wannabes to streeeeetch their necks out to look tall and thin in photographs.  But wow, it really just looks awkward and ostrich-like in this picture.  The fake eyelashes and heavy eyeliner …read more