At first I thought the whole scenario was just a publicity stunt…okay, maybe it still is…but the girl is definitely with child.  I’ve also gotta comment on those shoes…seriously preggers girls should not be around town in heels like that.  It’s so unnecessary to wear super high heels when we know your feet are swollen and you’re juuuuuust right about to pop.

Ugh I’m kind of tired of keeping up with the Kardashians…they are my ultimate “why are you famous?” girls, but their antics do keep me mildly entertained…

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Yes, I look at this photo and think, “You know, Elsa and I could be great friends. We clearly have the same style, I would totally let her borrow my hairspray and I’ll bet she would let me in on the secret that keeps those cheeks so rosy perfect.”

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Just as I was thinking about how we would hang out at coffee shops on the weekend and flip through fashion magazines taking quizzes about what guy we’re supposed to be with…or which Sex and The City character we are most like…I found out what Elsa had decided to put on her ankles.

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Let’s not even get me started on your outfit. The sparkle ankle warmers are the most unexpected wrong choice. Like you’re doing this just to hurt the women who wish they had such perfect skin and luminous eyes by making the most ridiculous choices that don’t even have a name. What are you a horse? Are those bell boots? Are you going for a run around the track? Why, Elsa – why?

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You have some explaining to do. To all of us. With looks like this, you are disappointing women who have to wake up to normal people imperfections all around the world.

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Fergie - Image: Newscom

My, oh my. The Snarkstress was hoping the gladiator sandals died at the end of last summer. But designers and tacky celebrities are insisting on shoving them down our throats once again. And the lovely Fergie takes it to the exteme with a pair of fire engine red gladiators teamed up with her black toenail polish. Fergie was at the launch of the VIVA GLAM VI Special Edition Lipstick at the M.A.C Cosmetics store in Los Angeles. She should have stuck with a pair of peep-toe pumps to go along with her new lipstick. Her sandals featured a closed back for a bootie-like look. But they were still ugly gladiators, nonetheless.

Fashionistas–listen up! Just say no to gladiator sandals this season. If we stop buying them, hopefully by the grace of God, they’ll stop making them!

Fergie's Ugly Red Gladiator Sandals - Image: Newscom

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Talk show host and supermodel Tyra Banks looks gorgeous as she arrives for a meeting in Soho. You all probably know by now that I have a thing for boots and I LOVE these boots! I wish I could get a closer look at them or maybe even snatch them off of her feet.

I don’t know what Tyra Banks is wearing under that coat, but it doesn’t really matter. She is rockin’ it in that coat, paired with her beautiful bag. She’s always giving style advice to the gals on America’s Next Top Model and I’d say she has the credentials to do so.

+3 pictures under.

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I’ve heard Ashlee Simpson say before that Pete Wentz borrows her shirts, but it looks like he borrows her boots too. What the heck was he thinking?! I have no problems what-so-ever with a guy expressing his feminine side, but furry boots? Come on!

Pete wore these as he headed out to the Los Angeles airport today (January 22). Was it THAT cold there today or is he flying out to Antarctica?

Weird look Mr. Wentz, very very weird.

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I’ve mentioned before that I don’t think Jennie Garth ever goes wrong when it comes to fashion. Whether she is pushing a shopping cart at the grocery store or attending the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards, she always looks gorgeous.

Last night Jennie went with a simple, yet sophisticated black dress. You can’t go wrong with a black dress and she looks stunning! I love the detail on the neckline and the short capped sleeves.

Jennie Garth accessorized the dress with a pair of shoes I would like to steal right off of her feet, a small black handbag and some fabulous red lips! When you wear a black dress, it’s always a good idea to add a punch of color somewhere. You can wear a pair of bright earrings, carry a brightly colored handbag or do what Jennie did and pucker up with some red lips.

Red Carpet HIT!

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I had a chance to chat with someone from OneStopPlus.com and also received a couple of pairs of boots to see first hand. I can tell you that these boots are well-made and the 2 pair I received are absolutely beautiful!

One thing that OneStopPlus was telling me, is that plus size women struggle with finding boots that fit their calves just right. Quite often a pair of boots that you pick up at a local department store are too small in the calf area and either don’t fit at all, or are down-right uncomfortable.

Well, you don’t have to stress about finding a rockin’ pair of boots to go with an outfit anymore. OneStopPlus have boots with wide and extra-wide widths that will fit your calves perfectly.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Coup d’Etat Ltd™ Suede or Leather Boots

More boots below.

"Emma" scrunch boot by Step Up Comfortâ„¢

Valley Lane® Extra-Wide Shaft Stretch Boots With Ruffle Detail

Cuff Fashion Boot

Head on over to the OneStopPlus.com boot sale. They have pages and pages of gorgeous boots for extremely reasonable prices. And like I said, I know first-hand how well-made they are. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed!

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Kate Hudson and a friend headed to Pilates on January 3rd. Kate has been in New York promoting her new film “Bride Wars”, which looks hilarious by the way.

When I saw this picture of Kate Hudson, I immediately fell in love with her boots. I love that soft camel color and they look stunning with her white leggings. The buckle detail on the boots adds a little dimension to the shoe. (Her friend’s shoes on the other hand…blech.)

The only complaint I have about Kate’s outfit is that coat. It’s kind of, well, ugly if you ask me. I don’t like the design or the way it looks with the rest of her outfit. I am sure she has a ton of other coats that she could have chosen from that would have looked much better. But hey, she does look better heading to Pilates than I ever have! If someone tried to snap my picture when I was on the way to the gym, I would have to do one of those duck and cover moves.

More pictures of Kate Hudson below.

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Jessica Simpson Out in NYC

I know so many of y’all hate on poor Jessica Simpson, but as daffy as she is, I still mostly dig her. And I especially love when she ditches the hideous racing gear and country bumpkin threads in exchange for glamming her bad self out.

Love her or hate her, you must admit the girl’s a stunner here. Looks like she got her hair did and her makeup is nothing short of fab. She’s even got the pouty lip thang going. Add to it the sexy peep-toes, slinky dress and wrap and you’ve got one hot tamale. Mama Snarkstress totally approves. This is a look Jess should stick with, for sure. Agreed?

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Enter to Win!

Who could resist a pair of free shoes, right? Especially ones as funky and sassy as these!

The dahling Kori over at Shoe Blitz is hosting a contest to win these Naughty Monkey Nookie Wedges from Heels.com. Check out her simple rules and enter to win. Be quick, though. The contest is closed to entries as of October 31, so get to it!

Good Luck!

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