I’ve Never Seen Beyonce Like This
November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Am I out of the loop? Did I somehow miss that Beyonce is now BLONDE?? Before now I would have thought that it was nearly impossible for this singer/dancer/actress extraordinaire to ever look anything less than gorgeous…but somehow she had a complete FLOP while out with hubbie Jay-Z at Mahiki in London last night.
In addition to the blonde hair, I also think the combination of the too-small fedora sitting on the top of her head just doesn’t fit her look and the red lipstick NEEDS to go. The makeup, the hair, the outfit…where did my beautiful Beyonce go???
Let’s just pretend …read more
Rihanna Shows Up in a Wedding Dress
November 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Dresses, Singers, The Red Carpet
Rihanna seems to have gotten a little confused about the dress code for the Glamour Magazine 2009 Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York City. While the rest of the women being honored showed up in short cocktail dresses and suits, Rihanna chose to wear what she had hanging in her closet and hadn’t had an opportunity to wear yet…a wedding dress???
Don’t get me wrong…this is a GORGEOUS gown…but it just seems a tad bit inappropriate. Can you say DIVA??? No one else is even wearing formal wear, so why draw so much attention to yourself? …read more
Justin and Jessica Look Bored
November 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Jessica Biel, Singers, couples
When you hear that couples are on the rocks and then you see them out in public holding hands, it is usually not a good sign. The hand holding is just tooooo obvious and it makes it seem like they’re trying too hard! At first I saw this photo of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way to watch Jay-Z perform live at Pauley Pavilion in LA and thought “Oh cute! They are back together!” But then I looked a little closer…and they look like the most miserable (yet still beautiful) couple ever!!!
Their outfits look chic and perfectly accessorized …read more
Katy Perry Wears a Shag Rug
November 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Fashion Miss, Singers
I am searching for words to describe the strange dress that Katy Perry wore to the press conference for the MTV Europe Music Awards…so far I have shag rug, ostrich, and floor mop. If you had a little lap dog this dress would be perfect because it could fall asleep in your lap so easily…so soft and snuggly.
It’s not just the shag carpet skirt that makes the dress horrendous…the nude color is basically the same color as the fair-skinned singer so it completely washes her out. Someone should inform her (I guess it will have to be me…) that nude …read more
Carrie Underwood in a Perfect Outfit
November 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Omg Carrie Underwood has become one of those celebrities who I just want TO BE!!! I mean seriously…what is NOT amazingly perfect about her??? She has the hottest boyfriends, the best voice, the best clothes, makeup, hair, and on and on and on. She even seems sweet…could that be possible?
Carrie performed at Lincoln Center for Good Morning America and had the absolute cutest outfit ever!! I can’t even believe that this girl had to go through American Idol to become famous…I feel like she was born a star.
Can we gush for a moment about this outfit? I just spent FOREVER …read more
Lady GaGa in a Boring Outfit
November 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Lady GaGa, Singers, The Red Carpet
Wowza! Lady GaGa showed up for the ACE Awards in New York on November 2 at Cipriani’s in a jeans, T-shirt and flip-flops! Nope…not really…I just thought that would be more shocking that what she DID show up in, which was the completely predictable over-the-top Lady GaGa extremism. She was accepting an award for her contribution to the world of fashion, so I’m glad she lived up to her achievement.
Btw…Does anyone know who her stylist is??? I mean, someone seriously needs to be getting credit for these insane ensembles that she appears in. Unless she is a complete fashion genius, …read more
I Liked the Pre-Mariah Nick Cannon Better
November 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Costumes, Singers
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are still one of the most bizarre couples in Hollywood. When the news first came out about their whirlwind marriage I was completely obsessed and thought it would last for maybe a few weeks…but it looks like they’re still together! Crazy!
Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous! Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion. But Nick used to be such a confident cutie! Back in his Drumline days …read more
Amy Winehouse Has One Pair of Shoes
October 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Isn’t it crazy that Amy Winehouse has been in and out of the spotlight for a couple years now, but yet she always wear the exact same pair of satin ballet flats?? I would love to see her closet! Either there are 20 pairs of the exact same shoes or there is only one pair of old tattered shoes. These aren’t even real shoes! They look like house shoes or those foot socks that you wear under your real ballet flats.
I heard that she got a boob job (which unfortunately isn’t noticeable in this picture), but other than that nothing …read more
Katy Perry Looking Like One of Us
October 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers, couples
Well well well, what have we here?? Is that really glamour girl Katy Perry caught out in Hollywood sans red lipstick and old Hollywood waves? I would have to say that I would definitely not even recognize this young lady if I spotted her on the street without her total vintage style that she usually rocks.
I wouldn’t say that she looks bad…she just looks normal. Until now I thought she looked like a Vargas girl 24/7! I think I liked the idea that she was transported in a time machine to our era and brought her taste in fashion with …read more
Lily Allen Looking Like a Hot Pink Gnome
October 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Yes, neon brights are definitely IN this Fall. If you can look great in hot pink, then kudos to you and you go girl. This is definitely Michael Kors’ signature color for Fall, so either this is his piece or someone is totally knocking him off. Anyways, some hot pink pieces work and some don’t.
Lily Allen was spotted leaving the Omega Constellation party at Almada and she was hard to miss in this super bright neon coat. I have to admit that I actually would like the coat if it weren’t for the HORRENDOUS pointy hood!!! What is up with …read more





