Okay I kind of forgot about the Hilton sisters lately…they don’t really do anything interesting (not that they ever did…but they were at least getting engaged and stuff) and don’t have any good clothes.  If I had all that money I would definitely be spending on CUTE clothes and not ugly ones.
Speaking of…Nicky Hilton (ya know…the other Hilton) was talking and walking in Sunset Plaza with a terrible outfit on!  The worst part is that she was definitely trying…it’s a way-too-planned outfit that just is yuck.  I HATE the fit of the T-shirt…even though the graphic is cute, it fits …read more

My, doesn’t Alice Dellal look like a charmer? Sauntering around West London in a torn shirt, ripped fishnet stockings and combat boots circa 1995…yep, this is certainly what you would expect a model and socialite to look like in their free time, isn’t it.
Disappointing. All the resources in the world and this is the sorry little played out ensemble she puts together…just seems so unfortunate when you consider how many other girls out there would appreciate the same opportunities afforded dear Alice…and they wouldn’t help up looking like a goth hooker, how would they?
Yeah, sure honey…you’re an original. Reject all …read more

I may not be your biggest fan, but I will concede when you are looking better than your usual sloppy trainwreck self, Peaches Geldof. Though you continue to disappoint me with the 90’s grunge look, I can see how this new reddish tone your hair has makes your skin less sallow and your overall appearance a little more…acceptable.
I do hope however that this isn’t the start of some new hair dye-fest where you are the solo attendee and your hair endures repeated changes just so you can think of yourself as funky and original. It’s one thing when you are …read more

Though I have been wary of Nicky Hilton and her over the top sister for a long time, I must say that the sense of style she’s been showing off lately is quite impressive. Instead of falling back on loud prints and neon colors like Paris, Nicky is opting for subtle hues, well tailored pieces and an elegant, understated effect.
Even the ripped skinny jeans work here because effort has gone into choosing a pair that is not too frayed but still has a bit of that rocker edge.
Well played, Nicky. I hope we continue to see such youthful sophistication from …read more

Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

It takes a lot of money to go from the Hollywood club scene look to the “I’m innocent” appeal necessary for the courthouse in Miami, Florida. Well, Paris Hilton has enough to cover the necessary expenses, plus she has prior experience with court proceedings, so this should be old hat by now.
Apparently, Miss Hilton didn’t promote the DVD release of her last film ‘Pledge This!’ enough – I’m sorry, but do the producers really think that Paris Hilton would have swayed the audience on this one. Sure, her perfume sells well – but acting….yeah…well…Paris hasn’t exactly shown herself to be …read more

Oh, how it amuses me when I see spoiled little socialites like Peaches Geldof shuffling around an The Glastonbury Festival looking like a mess of mascara, safety pins and pudge.
Sweetie, those shorts are not doing you any favors. You don’t appear to be very big at all, but the way they are riding up your bum is making you look like a very trampy flatbottomed housewife. For some reason I can’t explain, you’ve chosen a belt that has made things even more constricted around your waste. Why, Peaches? Those shorts look tight enough already.
Your hat might be cute if you …read more

Even though famous socialites might in fact be the most obnoxious breed of non-celebrity, one thing is certain – dowdy divorcee Peaches Geldof is the worst of them all.
Here she is posing at the UK premiere of ‘Bruno’ held at the Empire Leicester Square. You can spot her supposed new girlfriend behind her left shoulder – should be easy to pick out considering they’re wearing nearly identical outfits. Honey, please. I can’t imagine wearing matching bedsheets and tissue crowns is going to make everything okay while you navigate your odd little world of spoiled bordom.
Everything about this screams “Pay attention …read more

Clearly Julia Restoin-Roitfeld hasn’t learned from the mistakes and poor clothing and makeup choices of her mother. Instead, Julia is following right along in her footsteps at the Calvin Klein Collection’s “First Party on the High Line”, the after party for the High Line’s Opening Summer Benefit.
While the makeup isn’t a disaster, her hair looks messy and lifeless and that dress is making me weep for her waist and thighs. Not only is this severely clenched look unflattering, but the way her hemline is pinching her thighs looks horribly uncomfortable.
You’re not a big girl, Julia – but wearing a dress …read more

Has there ever been a more awkward scene than this? Mark Ronson lays a smooch on his lady love of the moment, Josephine de La Baume, while his fedora loving sister, Samantha Ronson kicks rocks and waits for them to wrap it up.
Mark actually looks pretty delicious, but what is Josephine wearing? Just because your a socialite doesn’t mean you get to make up your own style rules, honey. Every single thing about this outfit is a wreck. Not a Lohan kind of wreck, but a disheveled “I just picked up the first thing I could find on the …read more