Designer dress…gorgeous.  Charlize Theron…gorgeous.  Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous.
I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.
I …read more

Wowza!  Lady GaGa showed up for the ACE Awards in New York on November 2 at Cipriani’s in a jeans, T-shirt and flip-flops!  Nope…not really…I just thought that would be more shocking that what she DID show up in, which was the completely predictable over-the-top Lady GaGa extremism.  She was accepting an award for her contribution to the world of fashion, so I’m glad she lived up to her achievement.
Btw…Does anyone know who her stylist is???  I mean, someone seriously needs to be getting credit for these insane ensembles that she appears in.  Unless she is a complete fashion genius, …read more

The good news is that this is a costume.  The bad news is that I’m not exactly sure what it is.  I haven’t seen Jamie Lee Curtis since Lindsay Lohan was still acting and cute back in the re-make of classic trading places movie Freaky Friday…which I LOVED btw and wish that Lindsay could have lived up to her potential from that movie.  Oh well.
Anyways, Jamie Lee re-surfaced in Hollywood at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween fundraising event in Los Angeles wearing a nude-colored long-sleeved floorlength slip with ugly fake flowers attached.  I’m thinking that maybe she’s supposed to appear …read more

UGH!  I said I wouldn’t….but I just…can’t….help myself!!  I posted a beautiful picture of my new happy fashion icon Alexa Chung at the Whitney Gala and said no no no I must not post a trainwreck red carpet shot of LiLo again.  But I couldn’t resist!  This poor girl just continues to stumble down and down!  Right before our eyes!  The crazy thing to me is that she must have a few clones running around because somehow she makes it to every party AND every red carpet.  Why are red carpet photoshoots the one thing that she can manage to …read more

I would like to introduce you to my new favorite fashion icon Alexa Chung.  If you watch MTV or have knowledge of British models or religiously read fashion mags then you already know about this gorgeous half-Chinese fashionista who hosts MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung.  But if you have a normal life that does not consist of digitally stalking models and celebrities, then maybe you have not heard that she has the absolute best style ever!!
Okay maybe not ever, but right now I am soooo into everything she wears.  She’s like my new Sienna Miller.  Here she is at …read more

If you are an Entourage fan then you will be as happy as I am to see Jamie- Lynn Sigler and the guy who plays Turtle are actually dating in real life!  Is it crazy how much art imitates life in this situation?  I really had no idea what the actor who plays Turtle’s real name was (it’s Jerry Ferrara in case you were wondering) and had to look it up just now.  In Entourage everyone refers to him as “Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s boyfriend” and even though he is recognizably famous from the show, I’m guessing that, like me, most people …read more

Both for Brenda to breathe and for me to look at. Blonde playmate, Brenda Roderick, hosted the premiere of Celebrity Apprentice wearing a skin tight bright blue cocktail dress that must have taken six people to zip up. Ladies, there is such thing as the next size up – and you are doing your hips, boobs and bum a favor by allowing them to have a little wiggle room.
There is no reason at all why I should be able to practically see Brenda’s belly button. Nor should her chest look like massive uniboob floating device. You are a lovely girl, …read more

The Oscars. What a wondrous Hollywood event. The epitome of Hollywood glamour and fashion…usually.
For several years, we saw some pretty scary frocks sashaying down the Red Carpet, but this year, I am thrilled to say, was a fabulous return to glamour. Many, many starlets rocked the RC with some of the most beautiful dresses in years (hello Penelope, Angelina, SJP et al).
However…
Of course, where there is fab fashion, there is also freaky fashion. Case in point: Jessica Biel.
Just what in the hell was Jess thinking here? What in the world is that appendage hanging off her gown? It’s like …read more

By now we are all mighty used to one Paris Hilton wearing off-the-wall, skimpy duds pretty much everywhere she goes. But she really outdid herself at the 2009 Grammy Awards with this frock. Looks like it’s from the P. Hil Boudoir/Clown School Collection. Seriously.
I don’t mind that the girl is shakin’ down some serious color. Sure, the colors are that of a circus costume, but still.
And I don’t even mind she’s rocking a major mini. She’s got the stems to do it.
However, the combo of the style of this thing mixed with the ick-inducing colors is just too …read more

First off, allow me to give my super props to Coldplay on their multiple awards for the crazy-hot song Viva La Vida. Swear to Gawd, that is one of my favorite tunes evah and I’m totally stoked they got some fab recognition for it.
However…I must question the ridiculous fashion ensembles these crazy fools be wearing. Sure, I totally get that they’re quirky and what not, but honestly, I feel like I’m looking at an old photo of Menudo or something from back in the day. The bright colors are a bit wiggy even for those who tend to push the …read more