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James Franco Doesn’t Clean Up Well

November 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, The Red Carpet

James Franco Doesn’t Clean Up Well

Of all of the beautiful and fashionably dressed people at the MOCA New 30th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles last night, I had to find the one celebrity who just didn’t pull it together for the red carpet.  I am usually a huge James Franco fan…such a cutie in the Batman movies!  But yuck… what happened??  I would usually be jealous of the babe on his arm, but in this situation I actually feel sorry for her.  He looks dreadful!
James Franco walked the red carpet desperately in need of a haircut, a better suit, and some sunshine.  He looks like …read more

The Beautiful Twilight People

The Beautiful Twilight People

So here you go…a picture of the three most obsessed-over young people in the world right now.  Do they disappoint?  Or do they live up to their hype?  Beautiful Twilight stars Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner popped up for a photo up in Madrid to promote New Moon.  You’ve gotta admit that they are miiiiighty pretty.  Ugh I think I have become obsessed…I tried to resist, but it’s so easy to fall into the trap!  These kids are everywhere!  I will probably be one of those crazy fans standing in line to see the movie on its first …read more

Real Housewives Blonde Gets Electrocuted

Real Housewives Blonde Gets Electrocuted

Here’s a tip for all of you reality nitwit wanna-be-actresses out there…if you FINALLY get invited to a celebrity studded event and get to walk the red carpet, PLEASE do not look like this!!!  Your goal for your first public photo op should not be to end up on the worst dressed list!
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney chose the “I just got electrocuted” look when she attended TV Guide Magazine’s Hot List event on Tuesday.  Seriously…was her hairstylist playing a trick on her???  Did she not have time to look in a mirror before walking out the …read more

Rihanna Shows Up in a Wedding Dress

November 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Dresses, Singers, The Red Carpet

Rihanna Shows Up in a Wedding Dress

Rihanna seems to have gotten a little confused about the dress code for the Glamour Magazine 2009 Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York City.  While the rest of the women being honored showed up in short cocktail dresses and suits, Rihanna chose to wear what she had hanging in her closet and hadn’t had an opportunity to wear yet…a wedding dress???
Don’t get me wrong…this is a GORGEOUS gown…but it just seems a tad bit inappropriate.  Can you say DIVA???  No one else is even wearing formal wear, so why draw so much attention to yourself?  …read more

Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

Designer dress…gorgeous.  Charlize Theron…gorgeous.  Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous.
I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.
I …read more

Lady GaGa in a Boring Outfit

November 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Lady GaGa, Singers, The Red Carpet

Lady GaGa in a Boring Outfit

Wowza!  Lady GaGa showed up for the ACE Awards in New York on November 2 at Cipriani’s in a jeans, T-shirt and flip-flops!  Nope…not really…I just thought that would be more shocking that what she DID show up in, which was the completely predictable over-the-top Lady GaGa extremism.  She was accepting an award for her contribution to the world of fashion, so I’m glad she lived up to her achievement.
Btw…Does anyone know who her stylist is???  I mean, someone seriously needs to be getting credit for these insane ensembles that she appears in.  Unless she is a complete fashion genius, …read more

Jamie Lee Curtis Resurfaces as a Flower

October 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, The Red Carpet

Jamie Lee Curtis Resurfaces as a Flower

The good news is that this is a costume.  The bad news is that I’m not exactly sure what it is.  I haven’t seen Jamie Lee Curtis since Lindsay Lohan was still acting and cute back in the re-make of classic trading places movie Freaky Friday…which I LOVED btw and wish that Lindsay could have lived up to her potential from that movie.  Oh well.
Anyways, Jamie Lee re-surfaced in Hollywood at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween fundraising event in Los Angeles wearing a nude-colored long-sleeved floorlength slip with ugly fake flowers attached.  I’m thinking that maybe she’s supposed to appear …read more

Lindsay Lohan Continues Going Downhill

October 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, The Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan Continues Going Downhill

UGH!  I said I wouldn’t….but I just…can’t….help myself!!  I posted a beautiful picture of my new happy fashion icon Alexa Chung at the Whitney Gala and said no no no I must not post a trainwreck red carpet shot of LiLo again.  But I couldn’t resist!  This poor girl just continues to stumble down and down!  Right before our eyes!  The crazy thing to me is that she must have a few clones running around because somehow she makes it to every party AND every red carpet.  Why are red carpet photoshoots the one thing that she can manage to …read more

Love for Fashion Icon Alexa Chung

October 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under The Red Carpet

Love for Fashion Icon Alexa Chung

I would like to introduce you to my new favorite fashion icon Alexa Chung.  If you watch MTV or have knowledge of British models or religiously read fashion mags then you already know about this gorgeous half-Chinese fashionista who hosts MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung.  But if you have a normal life that does not consist of digitally stalking models and celebrities, then maybe you have not heard that she has the absolute best style ever!!
Okay maybe not ever, but right now I am soooo into everything she wears.  She’s like my new Sienna Miller.  Here she is at …read more

Jamie-Lynn and Turtle Cutest Couple Alert

September 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Actresses, The Red Carpet, couples

Jamie-Lynn and Turtle Cutest Couple Alert

If you are an Entourage fan then you will be as happy as I am to see Jamie- Lynn Sigler and the guy who plays Turtle are actually dating in real life!  Is it crazy how much art imitates life in this situation?  I really had no idea what the actor who plays Turtle’s real name was (it’s Jerry Ferrara in case you were wondering) and had to look it up just now.  In Entourage everyone refers to him as “Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s boyfriend” and even though he is recognizably famous from the show, I’m guessing that, like me, most people …read more

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